Angry tortoise on loose

37-LS-RexAttention Londoners: Mr. Cross the tortoise has been missing for days, will definitely be even crosser than usual by now, and will nip you. [via]

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  1. Should have tied a balloon to it.

  2. Tavie says:

    ^^^^ this is the only reply needed, shut down the thread.

  3. That fox got too cocky after the "gingerbread man" incident.

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