Zombies would lose the war because Vultures would peck them to bits

David Mizejewski with the National Wildlife Federation explains why birds would help us make short shrift of the Zombie apocalypse: "Many birds feed themselves by scavenging on dead things. A sluggish zombie wouldn't stand a change against one, let alone a flock of vultures."

If you're wondering who is keeping all those lawns mowed and fields tended to in The Walking Dead, now you know: birdkeepers.

Previously: Bears would just eat zombies right up