TOM THE DANCING BUG: When Xenu, Intergalactic Overlord, Returns to Earth!

Tom the Dancing Bug , IN WHICH the Intergalactic Overlord and Super-Space Villain Xenu Returns to Earth!

PUNY HUMANS OF EARTH! I, Xenu the Overlord, command you to follow @RubenBolling on Twitter and Facebook.

And join Tom the Dancing Bug's Subscription Club, the INNER HIVE, or I will reveal what you said at your last auditing session about that time you were 15, what you did in the ravine behind the 7-11.

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  1. Needs more Xenu.

  2. NAILED IT! Couldn't be more right! Tom must be a total clear.

  3. People dump all over George Lucas, but imagine how easy it would have been for him to turn to the Elron Side over the last couple of decades.

    At least you're only out the price of a movie ticket before you realize that Star Wars is a cheap, pulpy space opera.

  4. An intergalactic evildoer? QUICK, CALL GOD-MAN! Only he can save us now! Who's been roasting popcorn in the god-signal?

  5. In an ornate office in Scientology HQ, a cringing minion delivers the BOLLING file to a saturnine executive. He reviews the documents, closes the folder, summons a burly, stone-faced, shaven-headed man in a black suit to his side.

    "This one knows . . . too much. Things that even a Zed-Seven UltraClear should not know. Obviously there is a mole in our operation. Call in all Zed-Eight and above for auditing at the Cleveland Celebrity Center. Decorporate anyone who puts the meter as much as a milli-Hubbard into the red."

    " . . . and . . . send out an Thetan Containment team to visit this Bolling fellow. Visit him with . . . extreme prejudice."

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