Scalia insult-generator


Justice Antonin Scalia's intemperate dissenting opinion in the Supreme Court's landmark marriage equality case included some epic old dude grumpery, including the phrases "pure applesauce" and "jiggery-pokery."

Mother Jones gives us a automated Scalia-ism generator that mixes and matches real phrases from the Satan-fearing eminent justice and anti-masturbation warrior and privacy nihilist.

This loaf is as pretentious as its content is egotistic.

This somersault of statutory interpretation is a somersault of statutory interpretation.

Your mom is a somersault of statutory interpretation.

Some ghoul in a late-night horror movie that repeatedly sits up in its grave and shuffles abroad, after being repeatedly killed and buried has mistaken a Kulturkampf for a fit of spite.

Take a Spin on the Antonin Scalia Insult Generator! [Tim Murphy/Mother Jones]