'Ghost hunters claim to have captured one of the most "impressive" and "clear" photographs of an apparition ever,' reports UK newspaper The Daily Mirror.
Shot at ISO 10^9*125125 and saved with a cunning new image compression algorithm that will fit any JPEG onto a kitten's whisker, too!
Wait a minute—is the ghost a closed curve traversing the shortest possible distance along a given radius, manifesting always as visible light at a wavelength of 700nm on an orthographic plane relative to the observer's point of view? Then I would be terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
