A wall to keep the burners out

An idea that has been bandied about the Bay Area for years, building a wall to keep the homogenized "burners" out post "Bman," has been depicted in kickstarter parody form. Enjoy.

What Supporters Are Saying?

"I love the idea of this wall. This wall is going to be a really awesome wall!"
– Maggie Reed

"All I've ever wanted is the opportunity to set my regular life aside and spend a week being a part of something truly collaborative, communal, and inspiring. Now I finally have that chance!"
– Artillery Thornbloom

"It's moonshots like this that inspired me to start my own company. Can I tell you about my company?"
– Luke Richards

"It's idealism and ambition like this that makes San Francisco so great! Plus, all those Afterburn parties get pretty annoying, right?"
– Mayor Ed Lee