Lovecraft with adjectives, similes and metaphors edited out

x 2015-08-24 at 10.32.07 PM

I took as my source material a particularly lavish passage from Call of Cthulhu. Sorry about it being a screengrab. Allow me to atone by offering a BONUS passage from The Eye of Argon, with adjectives, similes and metaphors edited out:

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EXTRA: Hemingway with Lovecraft adjectives edited in.

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MORE. Per Alex's request for "Lovecraftian news reports/headlines?"

x 2015-08-25 at 12.17.11 AM