WATCH: How to be a totally awesome 80s model

The Found Footage Festival has unearthed a 1980s-era modeling instructional video so tubular "you'll probably watch it several times over before you understand it all completely."

You'll learn you've been drinking Pepsi wrong all these years. You want to keep the can 4 to 6 inches from your mouth while imbibing.

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And who wouldn't take career advice from this guy?

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Found Footage Festival