Anyone who's paid close attention knows that the series should really be called "Hermoine Granger and the Repeated Rescue of the Lazy, Glory-Hogging Boys," but as usual, Mallory Ortberg (previously) brings it all home with some scathing and witty fanfic:
"Okay, write that down," Hermione said to Ron, pushing his essay and a sheet covered in her own writing back to Ron, "and then copy out this conclusion that I've written for you."
"Fifteen," said Hermione. "One of them's invisible."
A Harry Potter Where Hermione Doesn't Do Anyone's Homework For Them [Mallory Ortberg/The Toast]
(via Geek Feminism)
