This is a Crazy-Ass Local City Council Meeting Rant of Supreme Excellence

"Say my name."

"Did you know he had scratchy toilet paper? You go BUY toilet paper."

"I have TWO BOOBS, NOT SIX. But I have SIX BUTTS."

"Here is a monkey. And no, you don't get it."

12-14-2015 Lincoln City Council Part 2, on the YouTubes.