Deluxe Snorting Kit is not for cocaine

Described literally as "Deluxe Snorting Kit - Not For Cocaine," this olfactory equipment will enable hours of snorting pleasure.

But not, however, if you are snorting cocaine.

Mike Wehner found this and several more items on Amazon that are certainly not for snorting cocaine.

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  1. I snorted when I read that.

  2. Deluxe Snorting Kit is not for cocaine

    See also: Lobbyist's $1000/plate dinner fundraiser for elected official is not a bribe.

  3. SamSam says:

    Yeah, @beschizza should totally post a video of himself rolling in the nearly 263 bucks he's earned from this "blogging" scam, the greedy twat.

  4. Which is to say, would you please buy some goddamn deluxe cocaine snorting kits already.

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