Deluxe Snorting Kit is not for cocaine

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Described literally as "Deluxe Snorting Kit - Not For Cocaine," this olfactory equipment will enable hours of snorting pleasure.

But not, however, if you are snorting cocaine.

Mike Wehner found this and several more items on Amazon that are certainly not for snorting cocaine.