You never go full Hitler, bro.
At a rally today in Cedar Rapids, IA, Donald Trump told a crowd of his knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing troglodyte devotees that if any of them spotted a protester in the crowd getting ready to toss a tomato at him, they should “knock the crap out of them.”
Trump opened his speech to the Iowa crowd by saying he got a warning from “the wonderful security guys.”
From the transcript:
There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell— I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise, I promise. It won’t be so much ’cause the courts agree with us too.
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