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It's the creation of Morten Just, who was inspired by Randall Munroe's Thing Explainer: "Use it to tell your family members why their computers act up, or tell people at work why they should pay you more."
Best of all, there's a Trump Mode, restricted to words used by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump in his speeches.
Morten also collects responses from people angry at him because long words make you look smarter. I'm sure he's anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused them such pericombobulations.
Weirdo remix artist Vic Berger slap-chopped together this creepy and hilarious edit of Melania Trump’s recent campaign speech for her creepy and no longer hilarious husband, presidential candidate and noted total shitbag Donald Trump.
Ladies and gentlemen, Reverse Godwin.
Donald Trump on the tabloid TV show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, back in 1994, when asked what qualities his child has from her mom, and which come from dad: “Time will tell” if my one year old daughter Tiffany Trump will grow out a rack as hot as that of my legally-wedded broad, […]
Business or pleasure? When you’re the right kind of traveler, it’s always the latter. Staying organized helps you relax, even if you are on the road for work. If it’s a vacation, you don’t want to spend half the time searching through a messy duffle to find that last sock, and if it’s business, you […]
You know you need a VPN. These days, that’s a given. Guarding your online information and activities from the avalanche of forces that could do you cyber-harm is as essential as knowing where to find your computer’s power button.For the uninitiated, VPNs (virtual private networks) log you into that provider’s dedicated server network and reroutes […]
We all want to make money. Discounting ways that end with you behind bars, here’s some friendly advice: become an expert in a field everyone knows is important, but that very few fully understand. If you actually know your stuff, you’ll have employers lining up to hire you – and offering to pay you handsomely […]
