The Stool Analyzer is the perfect website to squeeze into over breakfast: tell it everything about your turds and it will give you health tips that are at least as accurate as a carnival fortune-telling machine.
"An ideal stool looks like a torpedo – it should be large, soft, fluffy and easy to pass"
Dr. Foxx-Orenstein, president of the American College of Gastroenterology
My stool is reportedly "superior."
The shape and consistency of your stool indicate an almost "perfect stool". Your ideal feces should be uniform in consistency and colour with no cracks on its surface. To produce your "perfect stool" you need to tune your diet just a little with some extra fiber or with a couple more glasses of water. You're almost there!
