LED "clock" spells out the time in words

If you're a longtime reader, you'll know that I love me some impractical timepieces; the LED Word Clock qualifies, with a set of stencil-text cutouts of words that are selectively lit by LEDs to tell you the time(ish); it measures 8" square and costs $74 and the major complaint from reviewers is that it is too bright, which strikes me as a feature, not a bug.

What kills me is the "It is" words at the start, which strike me as hilarious, caustic commentary on those smartwatch text-based readouts.