Prosthetic elf-ears with built-in earbuds

If you're heading into the Council of Elrond disguised as an elf, but you're reliant on a kind of Elvish Cyrano to whisper advice in your (lily-white) ear so you don't blow your cover, look no further than the Twisted Melon Spirit E666 Elvish Ear earbuds, which cost about $10. Now I know what to get the Beschizzas for Xmas! (via Red Ferret)

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  1. With ears like that, Rob will surely be able to hear the tumblers fall into place in even the most intricate of safes.

  2. For all we know Rob has been wearing them for years.

    Or has real ears which look exactly the same.

  3. The sellers and models pictured appear to be East Asian, but your point stands. Disappointing lack of color availability.

  4. Only available in caucasian flavor? Disappointing

    That's what she said.

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