From the Akron Beacon Journal, January 1, 1948, as spotted by the esteemed curators of Weird Universe:
BDSM mask or hot water bottle?
Catty George Santos scolds (ex) Senate staffer accused of having sex in Capitol
The 24-year-old Senate staffer who was accused of having sex in the Judiciary Committee hearing room is now out of a job. And former Congressliar George Santos, excited to finally… READ THE REST
Why frogs frequently f**k odd things
Apparently, frogs are well-known for trying to mate with all kinds of inappropriate partners, from turtles to fish to inanimate objects. Some of the freakier ones even get into necrophilia.… READ THE REST
LA Philharmonic's performance of Tchaikovsky delivers an unexpected climax
Now I like some music and have been known to dance around the kitchen some mornings, but one concertgoer at last Friday's performance of Tchaikovsky by the Los Angeles Philharmonic… READ THE REST
Save $169 on a lifetime license to Microsoft Windows 11 Pro and never look back
TL;DR: Revamp your digital world with this incredible lifetime license to Microsoft Windows 11 Pro, with its seamless interface and top-notch security, for only $29.97 (Reg. $199) until 11:59 PM on 1/07.… READ THE REST
Upgrade your tech for the new year with this refurbished iPad Pro, less than half price right now
TL;DR: Save over $350 on a refurbished Apple iPad Pro 10.5" 256GB, plus a free accessories bundle, with this sweet deal on sale for just $315.99 right now. Tech fans, it's time… READ THE REST
Make your rockstar dreams a reality for only $15.97 with this Guitar Lessons Training Bundle
TL;DR: The perfect last-minute holiday gift for an aspiring rocker, the 2024 Guitar Lessons Training Bundle is only $15.97 (Reg. $480) until 11:59 PM on 12/25. It's really never too late to make… READ THE REST
