Trump ranting on Twitter that he didn't pay hookers to piss on his bed

Following last night's unverified spy-sourced report concerning Donald Trump's links to Russia and its security services' alleged surveillance of him paying to watch hookers piss on his bed, president-elect Donald Trump ("Peeotus") is getting even madder on Twitter than usual.

The one about intelligence agencies controlling what the public gets to see is traditionally ominous Trump talk, but it's that boring one in the middle, where he claims to have had no deals in Russia, where we should look. Because Donald Trump is fibbing, at least according to Donald Trump.

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  1. Of course he didn't pay hookers to urinate on a bed.

    We all know a Trump doesn't pay his debts.

  2. deedub says:

  3. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA - NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!

    Then he won't mind releasing those tax returns (realsoonnow) to end this once and for all. [and of course he's fibbing]

    While I've heard a lot of complaints from his supporters about unverified leaks and such, I have yet to hear one person standing up and claiming that any of this, from the pee to the deals with shady Russians, would be unthinkable or completely out-of-character behaviour by #nextpresident. Based on 40 years in the public eye, everyone knows what a greedy, petty, narcissistic sleazeball man-child he is.

  4. That caught my attention also. I'm curious to know which part of this resembles Nazi Germany. What does he think Nazi Germany was like? A bunch of very unfair journalists?

  5. Almost as if he doesn't realize who he would be in this metaphor. The last elected leader of Nazi Germany wasn't the good guy.

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