Now you too can own a 1988 Lincoln Town Car with a stripper pole

The North Hills Auto Mall in Pittsburgh has in its inventory a burgundy 1988 Lincoln Town Car in excellent condition with only 72,000 miles on the block, a 5-liter V8 engine, automatic four-speed transmission, cruise control, power steering, air conditioning, and a stripper pole.

THIS IS A CUSTOM "CONVERTIBLE" LIMO WITH A "STRIPPERS POLE" IN IT. SOUTHAMTON COACH WORKS, NY, NY. BRAND NEW INSPECTION AND everything works, SILKY ~ SILKY PLAYA. RUNS EXCELLENT.

It's all yours for $14,999. [Thanks, Heather!]