These margarines are for people who really, really want to eat butter, but not enough to eat it:
I refuse to believe that that is mainly emulsified vegetable oil and water.
Move over butter! Make way for the cow rolling a big white sphere of grease across the pasture.
If you spread this on your body, you will Taste Like Butter.
And you are right -- it's "butter."
Is it butter? We're not sure ourselves.
"Before our scientific magicians poisoned the water... polluted the soil. Decimated plant and animal life. Why, in my day, you could buy meat anywhere. Eggs. They had real butter. Fresh lettuce in the stores."
"I know, Sol. You told me before."
"How can anything survive in a climate like this? A heat wave all year long. A greenhouse effect. Everything is burning up."
Okay, wise guy. Eat some Soylent Green and calm down."
Could it be butter? We were drinking when we made it, so we can't remember.
You'd think it was butter. But we know better.
Finally, truth in advertising. Too bad this tub of fake butter is fake.
The sad, misguided former heroes who make Eggo brand frozen waffles took a left turn and ruined it all. I recently tried their Sausage, Egg and Cheese Breakfast Sandwich and lived to regret it.
Bamboo has lots of uses beyond just being panda food. Things like bikes, roads, scaffolding, and musical instruments are made from the fast-growing grass. But unless you are participating in a tropical-themed LARP, you probably wouldn’t want a shirt made from bamboo stalks. So why do bamboo bed sheets make any sense? Because yarn extracted from […]
If you want to work in tech, but don’t have any desire to code web apps to help businesses sell things to other business, you might want to consider a career in cybersecurity. Judging from the apparent complete infiltration of Russian hackers in American cyberspace, it seems fair to speculate that there’s a major shortage of […]
All moms are different. But all moms like getting flowers on Mother’s Day, and that’s a fact (not, however a fact we can document in any fashion.) Instead of getting chewed out for forgetting to call her on the second Sunday of May, you can take care of it ahead of time with Teleflora’s flower […]