Guy nearly maims his ladyfriend with rocket-powered fidget spinner

As we descend from Peak Fidget Spinner into its decadent phase, expect to see more of this. The Backyard Scientist discovered that hiding behind a flimsy plastic folding table is no match for rocket-propelled debris from a fidget spinner experiment gone wrong.

If you want to cut to the chase, here's where he explains what happened:

Having said that, he got some really cool shots.

Rocket Powered Fidget Spinner (YouTube / TheBackyardScientist)