Kelly Kittell

Kelly Kittell can do all sixteen dances, including the Shy Tuna. He is also participating in this year's AIDS LifeCycle ride, raising money to help end new HIV infections. You can support him here.

A gay guy and his mom go to a brothel, and have a good time

“Recently, on a beautiful Fall day, my sister, my Mom, and I went to visit the local brothel.” Kelly Kittell reports from the world famous Mustang Ranch

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Dr. Chase’s Receipt Book: delightfully awful medical nonsense

Kelly Kittell ponders the advice that one should eat frogs near the pond they were captured from so you can enjoy the bereaved croaks of their grieving mates.

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Aphid Shit is the Good Shit

For what’s basically insect poop vomited up by a bee, it’s delicious, says Kelly Kittell.

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Color for the Colorblind

Kelly Kittell’s EnChroma CX Receptor colorblind-correcting sunglasses arrived with the following warning: When first trying on the lens, the unusual appearance of colors may be visually distracting. “It’s a bit of an understatement. The first time I saw brick red I was so overwhelmed I stopped cold. Purple and lavender, where have you been all my life?”

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