Matthew Williams

Grown man does a perfect girl voice

Performed by Matt Bittner (web, Twitter).

(Also, Nick Pitera sings both parts of "A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin)

Welcome To The New Wild West

On the day the new Georgia Safe Carry Protection Act went into effect, an argument between two men in a convenience store led to a near-showdown involving a drawn firearm and one arrest.

A man carrying a holstered firearm entered the store to make a purchase. Another customer, also with a holstered firearm, approached the man and demanded to see his identification and firearms license. “Essentially, it involved one customer with a gun on his hip when a second customer entered with a gun on his hip,” said Valdosta Police Chief Brian Childress.

Kentucky Fried Chicken says it did not oust disfigured child

Back in May, a 3-year-old girl disfigured by a pit bull attack was asked to leave a KFC restaurant because her facial scars disturbed other customers. The story went viral, and was used in a successful Facebook fund-raising campaign by the girl’s family. People donated more than 135,000 as well as gifts and offers from surgeons.

KFC has completed an internal investigation and has determined the story is a hoax.

Nose gear malfunction prompts "stool" landing on aircraft carrier

When the front landing gear on his Harrier Jump Jet malfunctioned, Captain William Mahoney had to perform a vertical landing onto a special stool on the USS Bataan's flight deck.

Woman arrested for stealing 139 bikes


Earlier this week, the Marin County Sheriff’s Office recovered more than 130 bicycles and bicycle frames in three raids.

In the hopes of returning the bikes to their owners, the MCSO has posted photos of all the bicycles and bicycle frames taken in the raids that led to the arrest of bicycle builder Rebecca Hammett, 50, of Kentfield.

If you live in the Bay Area and your bike was stolen, perhaps Rebecca took it.

From Hammett's Meetup page: "Strangely I restore steel road bikes...but have no one to ride with, being very LAish and casual, but living in Marin...I can handle 20 easily...."

MonkeyParking continues monkey business

MonkeyParking is an iPhone app which allows users to auction their parking spaces.

On Monday, San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera sent a cease-and-desist letter to MonkeyParking, threatening the startup with a lawsuit unless it shuts down operations in San Francisco by July 11.

MonkeyParking has refused, claiming Herrera’s cease and desist letter is a violation of free speech. “I have the right to tell people if I am about to leave a parking spot, and they have the right to pay me for such information," says Paolo Dobrowolny, the CEO of MonkeyParking.

Malibu elitists who impede public access now face fines

Remember the story about the Malibu homeowners who erect fake signs and gates to impede public beach access? The state budget signed by Governor Brown on Friday included a “trailer bill” that gives the California Coastal Commission the power to fine people for violating the public access provisions of the California Coastal Act.