criminals Two men used toothbrush to tunnel out of prison only to be caught at a nearby IHOP the next morning David Pescovitz
videos Cable operator Fidelity Communications admits it that secretly created the fake-grassroots "Stop City-Funded Internet" campaign to kill Missouri municipal net Cory Doctorow
border patrol Border Patrol officer flashes badge to avoid getting fined for parking in the disabled spot; gets fined Rob Beschizza
Delightful Creatures Pooch pirate steals package while the family dog casually watches: "Lazy guard dog or an inside job?" (video) Carla Sinclair
voyeurs-in-training Teen arrested in Ohio for allegedly using phone to spy on classmates in school bathroom Carla Sinclair
Real things that actually exist This terrifying flea market 'Funtime' find was almost mine Rusty Blazenhoff