poop DUMPkin Spice Wet Wipes will make your butt smell like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, if that's a thing you want Thom Dunn
chess Introducing Cheekmate, the wireless haptic communication system that kicks the competition in the butt! Gareth Branwyn
Food "What a waste of a beautiful piece of meat" — restaurant ruins tomahawk steak and charges $1000 for it Mark Frauenfelder
lawsuits Florida woman sues Hershey because chocolate mini pumpkins didn't have pre-carved faces like on the bag Rob Beschizza
tabloids Testicles in a jar (and China's invasion of America) in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
AI Grimes invites fans to collaborate with software that mimics her voice and encourages users to be "tasteful" Jennifer Sandlin