Australian state bans bare butts

A statue except from Victoria's antibutt law

The Australian state of Victoria, scandalized by the sight of bare buttocks, has banned the practice of displaying them. No buts! Read the rest

Butt-lifting jeans a success

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Butt-lifting jeans are a success in Colombia, reports the BBC, and the innovation is heading north: "The decorated butt-lifter has become the archetypical Colombian jean, a product that has reached markets outside the country."

"It is exclusively Colombian," says a proud Mr Rivera.

The name says it all - the design has a few tricks to shape the buttocks of the wearer.

There are at least three secrets that make the butt-lifters work, and they can be seen extensively in the Gran San shopping centre:

A high waistband that covers the stomach

More cloth in the buttocks than other jeans

Pinched in one, two or three places above the back pockets or under the waistband, to shape the excess cloth

"It has been perfected over time so now the competition is to see who can lift more," says Mr Rivera.

I can't wait to buy my first pair of butt-lifting jeans. Recommend me a brand of butt-lifting jeans. Read the rest

World's longest aircraft looks like ass, literally

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The Airlander 10 hybrid airplane-airship, the world's longest aircraft at 302 feet long, has emerged from its hangar at Cardington Airfield, Bedfordshire, England.

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Classic internet weirdness: “What What (In The Butt),” Samwell (2007)

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With all the talk of Kanye West, Amber Rose, butt play alleged and butt play denied, it's a good time to revisit one of the great internet memes of yore. Internet sensation Samwell's “What What (In The Butt),” with a music video produced by Brownmark Films.

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Lost and lonely dildo on a conveyor belt

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“How could this happen to meeeee?”

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This man is drawing one butt each day

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Charles Vestal has pledged to draw one butt a day throughout 2016. He's doing very well so far. The butts are archived at butts.lol.

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Sons of Anarchy FCC complaints: ”The most sadistic program on TV," also #butts

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"I hate to think that people are watching this and we walk among them." Read the rest

The new face of Pokémon is butts

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Historically, the Pokémon franchise has focused its merchandising efforts on the parts of Pokémon characters that were not their butts. But that's about to change, thanks to a new wave of toys, charms and other assorted swag from Japan that will finally allow you to catch them all. All of the butts.

There are so many, many ways that you can purchase these Pokémon butts: as cushions, magnets, folders, bags, coasters, coffee cups, and even tape.

Nor are you restricted from merely admiring the butts of Pokemon; you can also turn your own butt into a Pokémon with the help of boxer briefs for men and women.

The line will go on sale at the Pokémon Amazon.jp store on October 10. But be ready: Rocketnews24 (which also has an item-by-item breakdown in English) suggests that the line is "probably going to sell out pretty fast." Read the rest

Did you know there's a hotel in Belgium shaped like a giant anus?

Yep. HOTEL CASANUS. "On a small island nestled between Antwerp and Ghent in Flanders, Belgium lies what could be the most remarkable hotel ever.  Shaped like a giant anus, Hotel CasAnus just screams, stay inside me!"

I said what, what? In the butt.

"Spend the Night in a Giant Anus". [ripleys.com, thanks Theremina] Read the rest