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		<title>Men in Toronto Mayor Rob Ford photo arrested in gang&#160;sweep</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2013/06/16/men-in-toronto-mayor-rob-ford.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toronto police carried out a series of dramatic raids on alleged gang-members across the city in Friday. They raided 15 Windsor Rd, a run-down and notorious bungalow that is also noteworthy for providing the backdrop against which Toronto Mayor Rob "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford was photographed, arms around three men -- two of whom were arrested in the sweep, the third of whom was murdered in an apparent drug-related slaying.]]></description>
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Toronto police carried out a series of dramatic raids on alleged gang-members across the city in Friday. They raided 15 Windsor Rd, a run-down and notorious bungalow that is also noteworthy for providing the backdrop against which Toronto Mayor Rob "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford was photographed, arms around three men -- two of whom were arrested in the sweep, the third of whom was murdered in an apparent drug-related slaying. The photo of Ford was provided by the now-unlocatable gentlemen who offered to sell the Toronto Star and Gawker a video of the mayor allegedly smoking crack. 
<p>
The mayor reportedly told his staff that he knew where the video was, and gave an address in a high rise in the suburb of Etobicoke (that unit was also raided in the sweeps), but insisted to the press that the video didn't exist at all. Many have speculated that the mayor or his representatives arranged to have the video deleted. However, given that at least one computer was seized in the raids, it's possible that the may yet surface.
<p>
In the meantime, we're left with the mayor palling around with men whom the police consider to be members of organised crime; a <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/05/25/globe-and-mail-toronto-mayor.html">Globe and Mail investigation</a> that accused the mayor's brother, Councillor Doug Ford, of having served as one of Toronto's top drug dealers in the 1980s, and a mayor who refuses to directly address important questions about his conduct:

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Kassim, 20, was arrested in the raids Thursday and has been charged with trafficking in weapons and drugs (cocaine and marijuana) for the benefit of a criminal organization. He also faces charges of conspiracy to commit unauthorized possession of a firearm, breach of house arrest, and theft under $5,000.
<p>
His longtime friend, Muhammad Khattak, also flanking the mayor in the photo, was charged with participating in cocaine trafficking for the benefit of a criminal organization and trafficking in marijuana.
<p>
Police officers carried evidence bags, including what appeared to be a Toshiba laptop, out of the 19-year-old’s home on Mercury Rd. Thursday.
<p>
Khattak was wounded in the same March shooting that killed the third man in the photo, Anthony Smith.
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<p>
<a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/06/14/dixon_road_raids_help_complete_infamous_rob_ford_photo.html">Dixon Road raids help complete infamous Rob Ford photo</a>

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		<title>Turkish EU minister: protesters will be treated as&#160;terrorists</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Turkish police used extreme force to eject the protesters from Taksim Square yesterday. Egemen Bağış, Turkey's representative in the EU, gave a televised address in which he said, "[The police] will intervene against anybody who tries to enter Taksim Square, [treating them] as a terrorist."  

<a href="http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/everyone-who-enters-the-taksim-square-to-be-treated-as-terrorist-turkish-eu-minister.aspx?pageID=238&#038;nID=48875&#038;NewsCatID=338#.UbzmCQ3gg8A.twitter"> Everyone who enters Taksim Square will be treated as a terrorist: Turkish EU Minister </a>

(<i>via <a href="http://reddit.com">Reddit</a></i>)

(<i>Image: "People crossing Bosphprous Bridge (normally closed to pedesterians) headed for Taksim square" <a href="https://twitter.com/marjinal_hatun/status/346080727449878529/photo/1">
Ve halk kopruyu gecti</a>/<a href="https://twitter.com/marjinal_hatun"> @marjinal_hatun</a></i>)]]></description>
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Turkish police used extreme force to eject the protesters from Taksim Square yesterday. Egemen Bağış, Turkey's representative in the EU, gave a televised address in which he said, "[The police] will intervene against anybody who tries to enter Taksim Square, [treating them] as a terrorist."  
<p>
<a href="http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/everyone-who-enters-the-taksim-square-to-be-treated-as-terrorist-turkish-eu-minister.aspx?pageID=238&#038;nID=48875&#038;NewsCatID=338#.UbzmCQ3gg8A.twitter"> Everyone who enters Taksim Square will be treated as a terrorist: Turkish EU Minister </a>
<p>
(<i>via <a href="http://reddit.com">Reddit</a></i>)
<p>
(<i>Image: "People crossing Bosphprous Bridge (normally closed to pedesterians) headed for Taksim square" <a href="https://twitter.com/marjinal_hatun/status/346080727449878529/photo/1">
Ve halk kopruyu gecti</a>/<a href="https://twitter.com/marjinal_hatun"> @marjinal_hatun</a></i>)

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		<title>Amid violent protest crackdown, Sao Paulo cop smashes his own car&#039;s&#160;window</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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From Sao Paulo, where the the <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/06/13/brutal-police-crackdown-on-pro.html">cops are violently attacking protesters</a>, a video of a cop smashing his own police-car window, presumably to blame it on the protesters later.]]></description>
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<p>
From Sao Paulo, where the the <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/06/13/brutal-police-crackdown-on-pro.html">cops are violently attacking protesters</a>, a video of a cop smashing his own police-car window, presumably to blame it on the protesters later.
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxPNQDFcR0U">
Policial Quebra Vidro da Própria Viatura - São Paulo 13/6/2013
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And <a href="http://i.imgur.com/kqVm117.jpg">here's</a> a glimpse of the Sao Paulo police's advanced media strategy.

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		<title>Evil parking inspector&#160;jailed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Beschizza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A parking inspector in Britain pretended to have been struck by a disobedient motorist, thereby earning 4 months in jail when CCTV footage exposed his lies.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A parking inspector in Britain pretended to have been struck by a disobedient motorist, thereby earning 4 months in jail when CCTV footage exposed his lies. "<a href="http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2013/06/14/shropshire-traffic-warden-jailed-over-driver-row-lies/">The power of being a traffic warden has gone to your head</a>," the Judge told him. [The Shropshire Star]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>E3 management act like a bunch of babies, call LAPD on rogue Ouya booth across the&#160;street</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2013/06/12/e3-management-act-like-a-bunch.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ouya, the Android-based, kickstarted games console, rented a storefront across from the E3 games conference, hoping to catch the eye of the conferencegoers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Ouya, the Android-based, kickstarted games console, rented a storefront across from the E3 games conference, hoping to catch the eye of the conferencegoers. E3's management rented the parking spots in front of the storefront and blocked it off with trucks. Ouya rented the space in front of the trucks and set up their own booth. Then <a href="http://www.gamingunion.net/news/ouya-almost-silenced-by-esa--9366.html">E3 called the LAPD</a> on them. 

(<i>Thanks, Anthony!</i>)

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		<title>Man leaves his handgun on a Disney World&#160;ride</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2013/05/30/man-leaves-his-handgun-on-a-di.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 23:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://consumerist.com/2013/05/30/man-doesnt-realize-loaded-guns-are-verboten-at-disney-world-leaves-his-on-ride-seat/">A guy forgot his handgun</a> on the Countdown to Extinction ride at Disney World's Animal Kingdom; it was found by a woman and her grandson, who turned it in.]]></description>
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<a href="http://consumerist.com/2013/05/30/man-doesnt-realize-loaded-guns-are-verboten-at-disney-world-leaves-his-on-ride-seat/">A guy forgot his handgun</a> on the Countdown to Extinction ride at Disney World's Animal Kingdom; it was found by a woman and her grandson, who turned it in. The man said that he didn't realize that concealed handguns were forbidden at Disney World, and that he assumed the (totally, demonstrably pointless) bag search was to prevent bombers, not shooters.

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		<title>Toronto mayoral disaster: illegal deletion of staffers&#039;&#160;email?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 16:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More news from the embattled mayor of Toronto, Rob "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford: after <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/05/28/toronto-mayoral-car-crash-hom.html">two of his senior staffers walked out on him</a> following questioning by Toronto homicide detectives, it appears that someone illegally ordered the destruction of their archived city emails and call-records -- as well as the archived electronic communications of Ford's former chief of staff, whom Ford fired under mysterious circumstances.]]></description>
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More news from the embattled mayor of Toronto, Rob "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford: after <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/05/28/toronto-mayoral-car-crash-hom.html">two of his senior staffers walked out on him</a> following questioning by Toronto homicide detectives, it appears that someone illegally ordered the destruction of their archived city emails and call-records -- as well as the archived electronic communications of Ford's former chief of staff, whom Ford fired under mysterious circumstances.

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<p>


The Star heard concerns at city hall Wednesday afternoon over the potential destruction or hiding of the records of three staffers who resigned or were fired during the ongoing crack cocaine scandal. Sources told the Star the records were in danger after city employees were directed to delete them.
<p>
The Star sent a request late Wednesday to the city asking for email and phone records of the three staffers in question for the time period during which the video at the heart of the scandal has been discussed.
<p>

Emails sent by city employees, including political staffers, are automatically preserved by the city, though emails related to “personal” business are exempt from freedom of information requests.
<p>
Two people familiar with the system said the emails of specific political staffers cannot be permanently erased from the system.p

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<p>
<a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/05/29/rob_ford_former_staffers_email_telephone_records_ordered_destroyed_sources.html">Rob Ford video scandal: Concerns raised over safety of email records </a>

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		<title>Canadian PM Steven Harper mercilessly grilled over corruption in his office, senate, government and&#160;party</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 17:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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If you're outside of Canada, you might not have heard about the expenses scandal rocking the government. A Conservative senator with a reputation as a killer Party fundraiser named Mike Duffy, appointed by the Prime Minister, was caught claiming $90,000 in fraudulent expenses from the government.]]></description>
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<p>
If you're outside of Canada, you might not have heard about the expenses scandal rocking the government. A Conservative senator with a reputation as a killer Party fundraiser named Mike Duffy, appointed by the Prime Minister, was caught claiming $90,000 in fraudulent expenses from the government. Before the auditor could conclude a probe into Duffy's actions, Duffy repaid the sum and took the position that he was no longer obliged to cooperate with the audit. Then it emerged that the Prime Minister's chief of staff, Nigel Wright, had written a personal cheque for $90,000 to Duffy, allowing him to escape the probe and to continue to support PM Harper's policies in the Senate. 
<p>
Now comes this: a grilling of the PM by the leader of the opposition, the NDP's Thomas Mulcair. It's a textbook example of how the opposition should call the government to question. As Joey DeVilla puts it:

<blockquote>
<p>
NDP leader Thomas Mulcair did an excellent job grilling the Prime Minister by dealing with him as one would deal with a petulant adolescent who’s been caught lifting the scotch from the liquor cabinet: ask short, simple questions, and if the answers aren’t satisfactory, ask again. The video below shows the outcome: Mulcair does a killer job as our weaselly Prime Minister dodges, weaves, misdirects, and like that petulant adolescent, wishes he could tell Mommy and Daddy to “eff off”, but for all his vainglorious claims to being the boss of himself, can’t.
</blockquote>

<P>
<a href="http://www.joeydevilla.com/2013/05/29/in-which-thomas-mulcair-takes-the-prime-minister-behind-the-shed-for-a-much-needed-spanking/">In Which Thomas Mulcair Takes the Prime Minister Behind the Shed for a Much-Needed Spanking</a>

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		<title>Toronto mayoral car-crash: homicide detectives search mayor&#039;s office after tip on crack-smoking video; top staffers&#160;quit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 14:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More drama from the world of Toronto Mayor "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford -- first, reporters from two rival news entities independently verified the existence of <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/05/16/gawker-reporter-claims-to-have.html">a video showing the mayor smoking what appeared to be crack cocaine</a> and passing racist remarks about the kids on the football team he coached.]]></description>
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More drama from the world of Toronto Mayor "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford -- first, reporters from two rival news entities independently verified the existence of <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/05/16/gawker-reporter-claims-to-have.html">a video showing the mayor smoking what appeared to be crack cocaine</a> and passing racist remarks about the kids on the football team he coached. 

<p>

The mayor was told by the Catholic high school where he coached football that he was no longer welcome around their boys. The mayor's chief of staff, Mark Towhey, was escorted out of the building by security after the mayor fired him, allegedly after he told the mayor to go into rehab, and insisted that it would be a bad idea to take back the athletic equipment he'd given to the school that had just canned him.
<p>
 Then, after the mayor and his brother, Councillor Doug Ford, pursued an approach of near-total silence (apart from some perfunctory denials), the <em>Globe and Mail</em> finally ran <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/05/25/globe-and-mail-toronto-mayor.html">an investigative piece on the mayor's family</a> that it had been working on for 18 months, detailing extensive familial connections to unsavory criminal drug-dealers (and the KKK!) and alleging that Councillor Doug Ford had been one of the top hash dealers in Toronto's western suburb of Etobicoke. This prompted the Ford brothers to finally break their media silence and go on a mini press-tour, calling reporters "a bunch of maggots" and Globe editor-in-chief John Stackhouse "a disgusting human being," denying everything. They especially denied that there was a video smoking crack, leading some to speculate that the wealthy Ford family had bought off the video from the drug dealers who'd been shopping it around.
 <p>
<em>Then</em> Toronto homicide detectives raided the mayor's office, following a tip that the mayor's staff knew the where the video was.
<p>
And now, finally, the mayor's press secretary George Christopoulos and his assistant, Isaac Ransom, have both quit.


<blockquote>
<p>
Mr. Ford told a scrum of journalists outside his office that the pair had “decided to go … down a different avenue.” He said he was told of their departures around noon.
<p>
“I wish them the best of luck in their future endeavours and I want to thank them for working hard in this office,” he said, flanked by his brother Councillor Doug Ford.
<p>
Mr. Ford declined to say why Mr. Christopoulos and Mr. Ransom had quit, but said he never wants to “hold anyone back from moving on for future endeavours or opportunities that they may have.”
<p>
Mr. Ford announced that Amin Massoudi, Doug’s executive assistant, had agreed to become his new communications director. An earlier statement said Sunny Petrujkic would be interim press secretary.
<p>
The mayor also responded to a Globe and Mail report that a senior member of his office was interviewed by police last week about a tip linking the alleged crack video to a recent Toronto homicide.
<p>
“Everything’s fine. I have no idea what the police are investigating,” Mr. Ford said.
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<p>
<a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/two-senior-members-of-mayor-fords-staff-resign/article12168106/"> Two senior members of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's staff resign </a> [Elizabeth Church and Jill Mahoney/Globe and Mail]

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		<title>Globe and Mail: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford&#039;s family are, variously, a drug kingpin, a gangster, and affiliated with the&#160;KKK</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 16:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The <em>Globe and Mail</em>, a respected national Canadian newspaper, has run an absolutely sensational and jaw-dropping investigative story chronicling the shady lives of the immediate family of Toronto Mayor Rob "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford, including his brother, City Councillor Doug Ford.]]></description>
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The <em>Globe and Mail</em>, a respected national Canadian newspaper, has run an absolutely sensational and jaw-dropping investigative story chronicling the shady lives of the immediate family of Toronto Mayor Rob "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford, including his brother, City Councillor Doug Ford.
<p>
 The Globe piece details how Doug Ford was allegedly one of the top drug traffickers in the Toronto suburb of Etobicoke, supplying the lower-level dealers in the region and running with a notorious gang, many of whose members ended up junkies and were arrested for habit-feeding property crimes.
<p>
 The piece also discusses Randy Ford, who was also allegedly in the drug trade, and who was arrested for his part in a kidnapping, allegedly over a drug deal.
<p>
 Ford's sister, Kathy Ford, is alleged to have ties to the Canadian chapter of the KKK, and to have been involved in spectacular, drug-related violent incidents. 
<p>
Finally, the Ford brothers' close advisor, David Price (heretofore known as Rob Ford's former coach), is described a Doug Ford's former drug-dealing partner. 
<p>
Rob Ford has been in the news since <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/05/16/gawker-reporter-claims-to-have.html">last week's revelation</a> that both the <em>Toronto Star</em> and Gawker claimed to have been shown a video in which the mayor of Canada's largest city smokes crack cocaine, passes racist remarks about the kids on the football team he used to coach (he's been fired from that job) and calls Liberal Party leader Justin Trudeau (son of Pierre Trudeau), "a fag." 
<p>
Ford has been refusing to speak to the press or answer questions -- apart from a few cursory denials -- ever since, and I think this prompted the <em>Globe</em> to go digging in his past to see if there was anything in his history or family that suggested he might be involved in hard drugs. I'm guessing Ford wishes now that he'd just had a press conference.
<p>
<B>Update:</b>: I stand corrected: the Globe <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/community/editors-letter/editors-letter-why-we-published-the-ford-family-story/article12152740/">has been working on this story for 18 months</a>.
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<p>
In recent years, the Ford family home has become known for the annual barbecue, attended by hundreds of neighbours and a Who’s Who of Conservative luminaries – including Prime Minister Stephen Harper and federal Finance Minister Jim Flaherty. But in the 1980s, the finished basement at 15 Weston Wood Rd. was one of the many places Doug Ford did business, the sources said.
<p>
“Justin” recalled descending to the basement on one occasion to buy hash from Mr. Ford, and on numerous other occasions watching as it was sold.
<p>
He said he couldn’t recall exactly how much hash he purchased that day, but that it was enough to require a triple-beam balance scale – the kind used in most high-school science classes. Normally, street-level dealers in that era relied on Pesola scales, the compact tubes often used by fishermen to weigh their catch. “If you went over [a quarter-pound], you had to go up to the three beamers – because you could get up to a few pounds on it,” he explained.
<p>
As a dealer, Doug Ford was not highly visible. Another source, “Tom,” who also supplied street-level dealers and has a long criminal record, said his girlfriend at the time would complain, whenever he was arrested, that he needed to be more calculating “like Doug.” Mr. Ford’s approach, sources said, was to supply a select group that in turn distributed smaller amounts across Etobicoke.
</blockquote>

<p>
<a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/globe-investigation-the-ford-familys-history-with-drug-dealing/article12153014/?page=all"> Globe investigation: The Ford family’s history with drug dealing </a> [Greg McArthur and Shannon Kari/Globe and Mail]
<p>
(<I>Thanks, <a href="http://antipope.org/">Charlie</a>!</i>)

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		<title>Independent Brewers United says they own sixes and&#160;nines</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Magic Hat IP, LLC and Independent Brewers United Corporation <a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/142819562/Magic-Hat-Complaint">filed a remarkably spurious trademark lawsuit</a> against West Sixth Brewery in Lexington, KY.]]></description>
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Magic Hat IP, LLC and Independent Brewers United Corporation <a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/142819562/Magic-Hat-Complaint">filed a remarkably spurious trademark lawsuit</a> against West Sixth Brewery in Lexington, KY. Ben sez:



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The suit alleges that West Sixth's own logo, which is a "6" within a circle, infringes upon its trademarked "#9" mark and is "directing Defendant West Sixth to account for and to pay over to Magic Hat all profits realized by West Sixth as a result of its use of the 6 Marks, its infringement of MagicHat's trademarks and trade dress, and its acts of unfair competition" as part of the awards it seeks from this suit.
<p>
Magic Hat is owned by North American Breweries, a large, multinational corporation that produces and imports several different brands of beer. West Sixth, on the other hand, is a local startup started about a year ago that strives to give back to its own community through financial donations, environmental stewardship, and community activities, many of which are free for attendees.

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<P>
<a href="http://www.kentucky.com/2013/05/21/2648036/vermont-craft-brewer-files-federal.html">Brewer Magic Hat files federal lawsuit against West Sixth Brewing</a>


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		<title>Nutella&#039;s lawyers shut down World Nutella Day: STOP LIKING US SO&#160;MUCH!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lawyers for Ferrero, SpA (makers of the Nutella spread) have sent a legal threat to Sara Rosso, who founded and maintains the World Nutella Day site, where they promote Nutella through recipes, tweets, stories, and (obviously) an annual day devoted to the sugary gloop.]]></description>
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Lawyers for Ferrero, SpA (makers of the Nutella spread) have sent a legal threat to Sara Rosso, who founded and maintains the World Nutella Day site, where they promote Nutella through recipes, tweets, stories, and (obviously) an annual day devoted to the sugary gloop. Rosso has capitulated and will no longer promote their products for them. 

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Seven years after the first World Nutella Day in 2007, I never thought the idea of dedicating a day to come together for the love of a certain hazelnut spread would be embraced by so many people! I’ve seen the event grow from a few hundred food bloggers posting recipes to thousands of people Tweeting about it, pinning recipes on Pinterest, and posting their own contributions on Facebook! There have been songs sung about it, short films created for it, poems written for it, recipes tested for it, and photos taken for it.
<p>
The cease-and-desist letter was a bit of a surprise and a disappointment, as over the years I’ve had contact and positive experiences with several employees of Ferrero, SpA., and with their public relations and brand strategy consultants, and I’ve always tried to collaborate and work together in the spirit and goodwill of a fan-run celebration of a spread I (to this day) still eat.
</blockquote>


<P>
<a href="http://www.nutelladay.com/">A Goodbye to World Nutella Day?</a>

(<I>Thanks, <a href="http://phdoula.blogspot.com/">Rebecca</a>!</i>)

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		<title>Patent lawyers: Help! The evil Makers won&#039;t let us apply for bullshit 3D printing&#160;patents!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two minor characters from my novel <a href="http://craphound.com/makers/buy">Makers</a> have apparently come to life and written an article for <em>3D Printing Industry</em>.]]></description>
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Two minor characters from my novel <a href="http://craphound.com/makers/buy">Makers</a> have apparently come to life and written an article for <EM>3D Printing Industry</EM>. These two people are patent lawyers for Finnegan IP law firm, Washington, DC, which I don't recall making up, but this is definitely a pair of Doctorow villains (though, thankfully, I had the good sense not to give them any lines in the book -- they're far too cliched in their anodyne evil for anyone to really believe in).
<p>
These patent lawyers are upset because the evil Makers (capital-M and all!) are working with the Electronic Frontier Foundation to examine bad 3D printing patents submitted to the US Patent and Trademark Office. The problem is that 3D printing is 30 years old, so nearly all the stuff that people want to patent and lock up and charge rent on for the next 20 years has already been invented, and the pesky Makers are insisting on pointing out this inconvenient fact to the USPTO. 
<p>
This breaks the established order, which is much to be preferred: the UPSTO should grant <em>all</em> the bullshit patents that companies apply for. The big companies can pay firms like Finnegan to file patents on every trivial, stale, ancient idea and then cross-license them to each other, but use them to block disruptive new entrants to the marketplace. The old system also has the desirable feature of arming patent trolls with the same kind of bullshit patents so that they can sue giant companies and disruptive startups alike, and Finnegan can be there to soak up the tens of millions of dollars in legal fees generated by all this activity.
<p>
Can't these darned Makers understand? The point of a patent isn't to protect novel, useful inventions! It's to put the brakes on out-of-control innovation and to ensure that the children of the partners at Finnegan can go to a good college! What will happen to GDP if we divert money from the honest business of barratry and allow it to be squandered on making and selling stuff that people find useful?

<blockquote>
<p>

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The America Invents Act changed U.S. patent law to allow preissuance submissions, a mechanism by which third parties can submit patents or printed publications to the United States Patent &#038; Trademark Office (USPTO) for consideration during patent examination, along with “a concise description of the asserted relevance of each submitted document.”[2]  The U.S. Congress intended preissuance submissions to help the USPTO increase the efficiency of examination and the quality of issued patents.[3] Congress did not, however, intend the use of this mechanism to interfere with patent examination.[4]  Nor did it intend preissuance submissions to allow for third party protest or preissuance opposition.[5]  Yet a segment of the 3D printing (3DP) community, known as Makers, is using preissuance submissions as a sword to oppose 3DP-related patent applications.  Perhaps more importantly, they are leveraging the concept of crowdsourcing to do so, potentially creating problems for patent applicants everywhere.[6]
<p>
To understand why and how Makers are mobilizing to challenge patents through presissuance submissions, one must first understand what 3DP is, and the composition of the 3DP community.  3D printing—more formally known as additive manufacturing—is a technology that creates three dimensional objects from CAD files.  There are many legacy and emerging 3DP technologies.  Generally, 3DP works by fusing layer upon layer of materials, such as plastics, powder metals, and ceramics, to build a final, fully formed product, much as Athena sprung full-blown from the head of Zeus.  This process requires a digital 3D model of the product, stored in a CAD file, and a 3D printer.  Digital product models can be obtained by either (1) designing the product with a CAD program; (2) downloading an existing CAD file from the Internet; or (3) scanning an existing product with a 3D scanner to create a CAD file.  Further, almost anyone can buy a 3D printer today; they are sold through Skymall and at Staples.  Where 3DP was once cost prohibitive for most, ‘prosumer’ and home printers are now available at reasonable prices.
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<p>
<a href="http://3dprintingindustry.com/2013/05/17/crowdsourcing-prior-art-to-defeat-3d-printing-patent-applications/">Crowdsourcing Prior Art to Defeat 3D Printing Patent Applications
</a>
<p>
(<i>via <a href="http://blog.wired.com/sterling/">Beyond the Beyond</a></i>)
<p>
(<i>Images: <a href="https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Danckwerts_Vanity_Fair_1898-06-23.jpg">Caricature of William Otto Adolph Julius Danckwerts,</a> <a href="https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Charles_Russell_10_April_1907.jpg">Caricature of Charles Russell</a>, Leslie Ward/Vanity Fair/Wikimedia Commons</i>) 

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		<title>India&#039;s  OMICS Publishing Group threatens scholarly critic with $1 billion lawsuit, jail&#160;time</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMICS Publishing Group, an Indian scholarly publisher has threatened to sue one of its critics, Metadata librarian Jeffrey Beall, for $1 billion, and has threatened him with prison time over posts he made to his prominent <a href="http://scholarlyoa.com/">Scholarly Open Access</a> site.]]></description>
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<p>
 OMICS Publishing Group, an Indian scholarly publisher has threatened to sue one of its critics, Metadata librarian Jeffrey Beall, for $1 billion, and has threatened him with prison time over posts he made to his prominent <a href="http://scholarlyoa.com/">Scholarly Open Access</a> site. OMICS cites India's terrible  Information Technology Act as the basis for its threats. However, it seems unlikely that Beall would be extradited to India even if OMICS makes good on its threats, and unless he has assets in India, they'll have a hard time collecting on any judgment. 

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<p>


Today The Chronicle of Higher Education reports on a less amusing letter Beall received Tuesday. An Indian intellectual property management firm called IP Markets informed Beall that they would be suing for $1 billion in damages and that he could face up to three years in prison for his "deliberate attempt to defame our client." That client is OMICS Publishing Group, an India-based operation profiled several times on the blog. The group requested that Beall remove the posts and e-mail updates to anyone who published his work, yet IP Markets still intends to go through with the suit either way.
<p>
"All the allegation [sic] that you have mentioned in your blog are nothing more than fantastic figment of your imagination by you," the six-page letter reads according to The Chronicle. "Our client perceive the blog as mindless rattle of a incoherent person and please be assured that our client has taken a very serious note of the language, tone, and tenure adopted by you as well as the criminal acts of putting the same on the Internet."
</blockquote>
<p>
I know nothing about OMICS's publishing practices, but based on how they handle their critics, I feel confident in saying that they're not the sort of firm that any scholar should be doing business with -- censoring, terrible bullies don't make good publishers.
<P>
<a href="http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/05/blogger-writes-about-predatory-publishing-is-threatened-with-1b-suit/">Blogger writes about predatory publishing, is threatened with $1B suit</a>

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		<title>Gawker reporter claims to have seen video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking&#160;crack</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 05:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gawker's John Cook was contacted by a tipster who offered to sell him a video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack for <b>more than</b> $40K.]]></description>
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Gawker's John Cook was contacted by a tipster who offered to sell him a video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack for <b>more than</b> $40K. As proof, the tipster provided a photo of Ford posing with Anthony Smith, recently murdered in a gang-style shooting. The tipster claimed that Ford buys his crack from a dealer who services many of Toronto's elite, including "Ford's longtime friend, people on his staff, his brother, a prominent hockey analyst, and more."
<p>
Gawker didn't want to spend the $40K to get the video, though they did send Cook to Toronto, and he claims to have seen it. A CNN source tipped off  the Ford people that the video is in circulation, and there the story stands:

<blockquote>
<p>
Here is what the video shows: Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, is the only person visible in the frame. Prior to the trip, I spent a lot of time looking at photographs of Rob Ford. The man in the video is Rob Ford. It is well-lit, clear. Ford is seated, in a room in a house. In one hand is a a clear, glass pipe. The kind with a big globe and two glass cylinders sticking out of it. In the other hand is a lighter. A slurred voice off-camera is ranting about Canadian politics in what sounds like an attempt to goad Ford. "Pierre Trudeau was a faggot!" is the one phrase the lodges in my mind. Ford, pipe in one hand and lighter in the other, is laughing, and mildly protesting at the sacrilege. He seems to keep trying to light the pipe, but keeps stopping to laugh. He is red-faced and sweaty, heaving with each breath. Finally, he finds his moment and lights up. He inhales.
<p>
In one move, the owner stops the video and draws the device back into his pocket.
<p>
"You took this?" I ask.
<p>
"Yes."
<p>
"When?"
<p>
"Within the last six months."
<p>
"You're sure it's crack?"
<p>
"Yes."
<p>
"You've seen him smoke crack before?"
<p>
"Yes. Gotta jet."
<p>
And he is gone.
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<P>
Cook reports that someone with a Hotmail account identifying himself as Dennis Morris and claiming to be Ford's lawyer sent him an email threatening to sue him if he publishes. I'd be interested in knowing whether "Dennis Morris" is registered with the Law Society of Upper Canada, but they don't appear to have an online registry.
<P>
Rob Ford is one of the worst politicians in Canadian history (really saying something). My nickname for him is <a href="http://boingboing.net/?s=bumblefuck">Mayor Laughable Bumblefuck</a>. He's weathered some severe scandals during his tenure in office, but I think that this one would be terminal, and may even take down his brother, Councillor Doug Ford, a guy widely held to be the brains in the outfit.

<P>
<a href="http://gawker.com/for-sale-a-video-of-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-smoking-cra-507736569">For Sale: A Video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Cocaine</a> [John Cook/Gawker]
<p>
<b>Update:</b> dsac86 says in the comments: "The Law Society of Upper Canada has an online directory, and there is a Dennis Morris registered [http://www1.lsuc.on.ca/LawyerP...]. Dennis Morris has also represented Ford on a couple of other legal matters."
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(<i>Thanks to the dozens of people who suggested this, emailed/tweeted about it, left me voicemails, and shouted it to the heavens</i>)

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		<title>Toronto mayor sprints out of community council event to stick fridge magnets on cars in the parking&#160;lot</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 22:39:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rob Ford, Toronto's laughable bumblefuck of a mayor, attended a community council meeting in the district of Etobicoke on Tuesday night, but didn't stay.]]></description>
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Rob Ford, Toronto's laughable bumblefuck of a mayor, attended a community council meeting in the district of Etobicoke on Tuesday night, but didn't stay. After a few minutes, he "sprinted" down the aisle and ran into the parking lot, where he compulsively began slapping "Rob Ford Mayor" fridge-magnets on the cars of the people attending the meeting. When a reporter asked him if this was strange behavior, he responded that "some people find the reporter strange." When his aide and director of operations and logistics David Price was asked about why the mayor's wasn't inside the meeting, he snorted derisively at the idea that the mayor might want to "[sit] and [listen] to those deputations."

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Price, Ford's former high school football coach and his recently named director of operations and logistics, put magnets on cars before Ford arrived. He stood between Ford and the reporters after the mayor said he would take no more questions.
<p>
Price scoffed at the suggestion that Ford should be attending the meeting-in-progress rather than circling the parking lot.
<p>
“He can do whatever he wants. Putting magnets on a community event — what do you expect him to be, up on stage?” Price said. When a reporter said the mayor might be expected to at least sit in the audience and listen, Price said, disparagingly, “Sitting and listening to those deputations?”
<p>
Ford, who speaks often of his love of campaigning, spent more than 15 minutes in the church lot. He eventually spotted an acquaintance who uses a wheelchair, calmly wheeled the man in, and returned to his seat deep in the crowd.
<p>
He later gave an impassioned speech in opposition to the Humbertown proposal, then stayed to cast a vote against it. It is rare for the mayor to attend a cmmunity council meeting, and several members of the council thanked him for his presence.
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<p>
<a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/05/14/toronto_mayor_rob_ford_spreads_his_message_with_fridge_magnets.html">Toronto Mayor Rob Ford bolts from meeting to put fridge magnets on cars</a> [Daniel Dale/Toronto Star]
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(<i>Thanks, Fipi Lele!</i>)
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(<i>Image: downsized thumbnail cropped from a <a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/05/14/toronto_mayor_rob_ford_spreads_his_message_with_fridge_magnets.html">larger image</a> by Daniel Dale</i>)

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		<title>Help make Abercrombie and Fitch synonymous with&#160;homelessness</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
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As you know, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0514-abcarian-abercrombie-20130514,0,2632913.story">Abercrombie and Fitch is a horrible shitshow of a company</a> whose owner refuses to make large sized clothes so that "unattractive people" can't wear them, and who burns surplus clothing rather than donating it to charity to keep their clothes off poor peoples' backs.]]></description>
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As you know, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0514-abcarian-abercrombie-20130514,0,2632913.story">Abercrombie and Fitch is a horrible shitshow of a company</a> whose owner refuses to make large sized clothes so that "unattractive people" can't wear them, and who burns surplus clothing rather than donating it to charity to keep their clothes off poor peoples' backs. So Gkarber has set out to make the brand synonymous with homelessness, by clearing out thrift shops' supply of A&#038;F and bringing it to skid row and giving it to homeless people. He'd like you to participate by clearing out your closets and donating any A&#038;F to your local homeless charity..
<P>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O95DBxnXiSo">
Abercrombie &#038; Fitch Gets a Brand Readjustment #FitchTheHomeless
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		<title>Abusive restaurateurs stage spectacular social media&#160;meltdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 21:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique &#038; Bistro is Scottsdale, AZ gained some small notoriety when it became the first restaurant that Gordon Ramsey gave up on in his show Kitchen Nightmares, in which the restaurateur helps failing businesses reform their ways.]]></description>
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Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique &#038; Bistro is Scottsdale, AZ gained some small notoriety when it became the first restaurant that Gordon Ramsey gave up on in his show Kitchen Nightmares, in which the restaurateur helps failing businesses reform their ways. The Ramsey segments show the owners of the restaurant, Samy and Amy Bouzaglo, screaming obscenities at customers, taking servers' tips, and generally behaving very badly. 
<p>
But that was just for warmup. After the episodes aired and showed up on YouTube, the Bouzaglos took to Facebook to condemn their critics on Reddit and Yelp with a mix of profanity, Bible-thumping, spurious legal threats, and, finally, a claim that it wasn't them at all, all the crazypants stuff had been the work of hackers who took over their Facebook account.
<p>
In a world with innumerable social media hissyfits and bun-fights, the Bouzaglos' meltdown stands out as a world-beater. Truly, this is an exceptional episode of bad behavior.

<p>
<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever"> This is the Facebook page for Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique &#038; Bistro, a restaurant in Scottsdale, Arizona.</a>

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		<title>Canadian anti-piracy bounty hunters ripped off photos for their&#160;website</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 15:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Canipre, a Canadian company that helps the entertainment industry send legal threats to people alleged to have infringed copyright, has been caught using several infringing images on its website.]]></description>
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Canipre, a Canadian company that helps the entertainment industry send legal threats to people alleged to have infringed copyright, has been caught using several infringing images on its website. Included in the art that Canipre appropriated for commercial gain without permission is a CC-licensed photo that they could have used legally simply by crediting the photographer. Canipre blames its web developer.

<blockquote>
<p>

I ended up getting a flurry of phone calls and e-mails from a guy named Barry Logan.
<p>
Logan claimed that the company used a 3rd party vendor to develop their website and that the vendor had purchased the image from an image bank.
<p>
I pointed out to Logan that if that was true, he had basically paid his vendor to rip off other people's creative work. Logan told me that he would contact his web provider and have the image removed. He also told me that he would provide me with the name of the website developer and the name of the image bank where they obtained my photo.
<p>
I did notice that they took down my photo, but I have not heard back from Logan regarding the name of the developer and where they sourced my image. I plan to contact Logan later today if he doesn't get back to me. [sic]
</blockquote>
<p>
The best part is that the company claims it is motivated by a higher calling than mere profit: "[We want to] change social attitudes toward downloading. Many people know it is illegal but they continue to do it... Our collective goal is not to sue everybody… but to change the sense of entitlement that people have, regarding Internet-based theft of property."
<P>
<a href="http://www.vice.com/read/canadian-copyright-canipre-images-without-permission">The Company Helping Movie Studios Sue You for Illegal Downloading Has Been Using Images Without Permission</a> [Vice/Jamie Lee Curtis]

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		<title>Prince Charles&#039;s housing charity gets into bed with torturing Bahraini&#160;dictatorship</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prince Charles has joined with <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/04/12/hunger-striking-bahraini-dissi.html">Formula One</a> and <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/09/05/cnn-suppresses-its-own-award-w.html">CNN</a> in supporting the torturing, murderous dictatorial regime in Bahrain. His Prince's Foundation for Building Community and the UK Foreign Office have signed a deal to advise the regime on housing policy, an area of particular contention (Bahrain's persecuted Shia minority <b>majority</b> are systematically discriminated against in the southern territory where Charles's project is sited; they say housing goes instead to imported guard labor from abroad).]]></description>
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Prince Charles has joined with <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/04/12/hunger-striking-bahraini-dissi.html">Formula One</a> and <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/09/05/cnn-suppresses-its-own-award-w.html">CNN</a> in supporting the torturing, murderous dictatorial regime in Bahrain. His Prince's Foundation for Building Community and the UK Foreign Office have signed a deal to advise the regime on housing policy, an area of particular contention (Bahrain's persecuted Shia <s>minority</s> <b>majority</b> are systematically discriminated against in the southern territory where Charles's project is sited; they say housing goes instead to imported guard labor from abroad). 

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<p>
News of the deal came as the House of Commons foreign affairs select committee heard warnings from the campaign group Human Rights Watch that the UK government has overplayed the progress of democracy in Bahrain and has underestimated the severity of human rights abuses.
<p>
"Credible allegations of torture have been made in the last month," David Mepham, UK director of HRW, told the Guardian. "The UK should be pressing the Bahrainis to investigate those abuses and hold those people to account."
<p>
Asked why it had chosen to work with a regime that has a poor human rights record, a spokesman for Prince Charles's charity said: "This project aims to help all the communities that live in Bahrain and is in line with the objectives of the British government. The homes will be for local communities who will be consulted during the design process."
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<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/14/prince-charles-criticised-bahrain-housing-deal">Prince Charles criticised over Bahrain housing deal</a> [Robert Booth/The Guardian]


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		<title>Osaka&#039;s fascist mayor defends WWII policy of sexual enslavement: &quot;a comfort women system is necessary. Anyone can understand&#160;that.&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 16:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toru Hashimoto is mayor of Osaka and co-founder of the Japanese Restoration Party. He's previously called for Japan to be run as a dictatorship; now he's made public comments defending the WWII Japanese military policy of enslaving women and giving them to soldiers to rape.]]></description>
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Toru Hashimoto is mayor of Osaka and co-founder of the Japanese Restoration Party. He's previously called for Japan to be run as a dictatorship; now he's made public comments defending the WWII Japanese military policy of enslaving women and giving them to soldiers to rape. He says that it was a necessary expedient to support hard-working soldiers.

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He said last year that Japan needed "a dictatorship".
<p>
In his latest controversial comments, quoted by Japanese media, he said: "In the circumstances in which bullets are flying like rain and wind, the soldiers are running around at the risk of losing their lives,"
<p>
"If you want them to have a rest in such a situation, a comfort women system is necessary. Anyone can understand that."
<p>
He also claimed that Japan was not the only country to use the system, though it was responsible for its actions.

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<P>
<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22519384">Japan WWII 'comfort women' were 'necessary' - Hashimoto</a>

(<I>Thanks, Jack!</i>)
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(<i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:T%C5%8Dru_Hashimoto.jpg">Image: Wikimedia Commons/aska27</a></i>)

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		<title>Inside the world of &quot;booters&quot; -- cheesy DoS-for-hire&#160;sites</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 23:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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Brian Krebs delves into the world of "booter" services, low-level, amateurish denial-of-service websites where you can use PayPal to have your video-game enemies' computers knocked off the Internet by floods of traffic.]]></description>
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<p>

Brian Krebs delves into the world of "booter" services, low-level, amateurish denial-of-service websites where you can use PayPal to have your video-game enemies' computers knocked off the Internet by floods of traffic. Many booter services run off the same buggy codebase, and Krebs was apparently able to get inside the administrative interfaces for them and get some insight into their business. 
<p>
One such is "Asylum," which appears to be run by Chandler Downs, a 17-year-old Chicago-area honor-roll student who reportedly made $35,000 in PayPal payments in exchange for denial-of-service attacks. Asylum even has an ad (narrated by an actor hired through the casual labor exchange site Fiverr) where, for $18/month, you can launch unlimited DoSes against "skids on Xbox live." 
<p>
Young Mr Downs claimed that his service was not used to attack people, but only for legitimate stress-testing, then he changed his story and said he was only managing the service for someone else, and "You are able to block any of the 'attacks' as you say with rather basic networking knowledge. If you're unable to do such a thing you probably shouldn't be running a website in the first place."

<blockquote>
<p>


Nixon noted that all of the packets incoming from the traffic she ordered to her test machines appeared to have been sent from spoofed IP addresses. However, when she used the “Down or Not?” host checker function on Asylum, the site responded from what appears to be the real Internet address of one of the servers that are used to launch the attacks: 93.114.42.28. She noted that a booter service that appears to be a clone of Asylum – vastresser.ru – is hosted on the same server.
<p>
Asylum, like most other booter services, is hidden behind Cloudflare, a content distribution network that helps sites block attacks that services like Asylum are designed to launch. Apparently, getting attacked is something of an occupational hazard for those running a booter services. Behind the Cloudflare proxy, Nixon found that the secret IP for the Asylum stresser Web frontend was 93.114.42.205.
<p>
Both IP addresses map back to Voxility, a hosting facility in Romania that has a solid reputation in the cybercrime underground for providing so-called “bulletproof hosting” services, or those that generally turn a deaf ear to abuse complaints and requests from law enforcement officials. In January 2013, I profiled one data center at this ISP called Powerhost.ro that was being used as the home base of operations for the organized cybercrime gang that is currently facing charges of developing and distributing the Gozi Banking Trojan.
</blockquote>
<p>
According to Krebs, "Between the week of Mar. 17, 2013 and Mar. 23, 2013, asylumstresser.com was used to launch more than 10,000 online attacks."

<P>
<a href="http://krebsonsecurity.com/2013/05/ddos-services-advertise-openly-take-paypal/?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+KrebsOnSecurity+%28Krebs+on+Security%29">DDoS Services Advertise Openly, Take PayPal</a>

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		<title>Scientology sucks at&#160;photoshop</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 13:24:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Scientology's numbers and influence decline, the company religion is desperate to maintain appearances.  Mark 'Wise Beard Man' Bunker managed to get shots and videos of this weekend's gala opening in Portland (despite a <a href="http://tonyortega.org/2013/05/11/mark-bunker-removed-from-filming-site-at-portland-event/">keystone kops runaround</a> from the Portland cops, whom Scientology suborned to chase independent press away from the event), along with other, less public Scientology skeptics.]]></description>
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As Scientology's numbers and influence decline, the <s>company</s> religion is desperate to maintain appearances.  Mark 'Wise Beard Man' Bunker managed to get shots and videos of this weekend's gala opening in Portland (despite a <a href="http://tonyortega.org/2013/05/11/mark-bunker-removed-from-filming-site-at-portland-event/">keystone kops runaround</a> from the Portland cops, whom Scientology suborned to chase independent press away from the event), along with other, less public Scientology skeptics. They estimated the crowd at 450-750; the Church put it closer to 2,500, and to prove it, they photoshopped a bunch of stock-art people overtop of a line of rented trees. 

<p>
<a href="http://tonyortega.org/2013/05/12/scientology-sunday-funnies-portland-is-now-cleared-on-to-the-rest-of-earth/">Scientology Sunday Funnies: Portland Is Now Cleared, On to the Rest of Earth! UPDATE: PHOTOSHOPPING!</a>

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		<title>Porno copyright troll to Georgia judge: &quot;Ignore California judge! They have gay&#160;marriage!&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 15:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When US Federal Judge Otis Wright <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/05/07/prenda-law-judge-says-porno-co.html">ruled against Prenda Law</a> (a  gang that used sloppy accusations of illegal downloads of pornographic movies to extort millions from people who didn't want the embarrassment of being publicly sued), he ordered Prenda's lawyers to give copies of his ruling to judges in all the other places where they were suing their victims.]]></description>
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<p>
When US Federal Judge Otis Wright <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/05/07/prenda-law-judge-says-porno-co.html">ruled against Prenda Law</a> (a  gang that used sloppy accusations of illegal downloads of pornographic movies to extort millions from people who didn't want the embarrassment of being publicly sued), he ordered Prenda's lawyers to give copies of his ruling to judges in all the other places where they were suing their victims. Judge Wright's ruling called Prenda a "fraud" and said its lawyers engaged in "moral turpitude."
<p>
One of Prenda's most colorful lawyers is Jacques Nazaire. He's asked a judge in Georgia to ignore the Judge Wright's order, because Judge Wright is a <em>California</em> judge, and California has <em>gay marriage</em>.

<blockquote>
<p>
 It doesn't stop there. It notes that California courts have different immigration rules and (randomly) that NY has different gun rights. Basically, it throws out every hot button issue that stereotypical conservatives might disagree with stereotypical liberals on.
<p>
Of course, all of that is meaningless. While it's true that Judge Wright's ruling is in no way a precedential ruling for the Georgia court, it's still a ruling about federal law, not any specific state law. And the ruling itself is about flat out misconduct (including potential racketeering and tax evasion claims) by the plaintiff in this case, because of actions in a nearly identical case. That's not about California having a "mandate" over Georgia. It's about very relevant additional information that the court should know about.
<p>
Nazaire then goes on to list out a ridiculous parade of horribles that he claims would happen if the Georgia court "followed the aforesaid California Order" including that law firms wouldn't be able to use boilerplate text any more. This makes absolutely no sense at all. First of all, the inclusion of Judge Wright's order is not about having the Georgia court "follow" the order, but adding additional important information about the parties in this particular case. Separately, the idea that adding a California ruling into the docket suddenly means lawyers wouldn't be able to cut and paste any more... just doesn't make any sense at all. 
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<a href="http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130509/11035523021/prenda-says-judge-wrights-order-is-inapplicable-georgia-because-california-recognizes-gay-marriage.shtml">Prenda Lawyer Says Judge Wright's Order Is Inapplicable In Georgia Because California Recognizes Gay Marriage</a> [Mike Masnick/TechDirt]

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		<title>NewsCorp shareholders make another bid to democratize the Murdoch family&#160;empire</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 13:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The traditional shareholder revolt at NewsCorp (owner of Fox, Fox News, Sky, Harper Collins, the NY Post, the Wall Street Journal, the Sun) is back for another run, and this time it's gathering steam and may indeed make it.]]></description>
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<P>
The traditional shareholder revolt at NewsCorp (owner of Fox, Fox News, Sky, Harper Collins, the NY Post, the Wall Street Journal, the Sun) is back for another run, and this time it's gathering steam and may indeed make it. Rupert Murdoch and his family own a minority of the shares in NewsCorp, but their shares are in a special class of voting stock that means that they effectively get to do whatever they want with the majority investors' money. Effectively, Murdoch's initial pitch to investors was, "I'll take your money, but I'm not interested in your advice -- just cough up, shut up, and let me run this thing and I'll pay you some fat dividends."
<p>
But it's all gone rather wrong. Murdoch's ideological projects and nepotism have cost the business millions -- between a sweetheart deal that saw the company buying his daughter Elisabeth's startup Shine for &pound;413M of the shareholders' money, and his son James's presiding over a phone-hacking scandal that destroyed <em>News of the World</em>, the bestselling newspaper (sic) in Britain, the investors are getting a bit tired of Murdoch running NewsCorp like his own personal fiefdom. It's one thing to play Colonel Kurtz in the jungle when it's making the shareholders rich, but when you start frittering away titanic assets like the <em>NotW</em> because you need to give your idiot son a job, well, that's another story.
<p>
As I said, this isn't the first time the shareholders have taken a swing at Rupert and his spawn, but this is a bigger, more multi-pronged, and better coordinated approach that any to date. Fingers crossed.

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<p>


Dissident shareholders are pressing once more for the media mogul Rupert Murdoch to step down as chairman of News Corporation.
<p>
Shareholders from the US, UK and Canada filed a resolution on Tuesday, calling for News Corp to appoint an independent chairman. A similar resolution attracted strong support at the media company's annual shareholder meeting last year.
<p>
The proposal was introduced by Christian Brothers Investment Services (CBIS), which manages $4.6bn for Catholic institutions worldwide. It is backed by the UK's Local Authority Pension Fund Forum, with assets of £115bn ($178.9bn), and British Columbia Investment Management Corporation, one of Canada's largest institutional investors.
<p>
In a separate resolution, Nathan Cummings Foundation, an ethical investment group, has called on News Corp to end the dual-class share structure that allows the Murdoch family to control its media empire despite owning a minority of shares.
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<p>
<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/may/08/rupert-murdoch-news-corporation">Rupert Murdoch must step down as News Corporation chair – shareholders</a> [Dominic Rushe/The Guardian]

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		<title>EFF updates the Takedown Hall of&#160;Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 19:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Electronic Frontier Foundation has published its latest "Takedown Hall of Shame" installment, listing three companies that used baseless and stupid legal threats to censor the Internet.]]></description>
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<p>
The Electronic Frontier Foundation has published its latest "Takedown Hall of Shame" installment, listing three companies that used baseless and stupid legal threats to censor the Internet. The current crop includes Kern's Kitchen in Louisville, which claims a trademark on the common term "Derby Pie" and threatens bloggers who post their family recipes for the classic desert -- they also target WordPress.com for their threats (one victim changed the name of the recipe to "<a href="https://itallstartedwithmacandcheese.wordpress.com/2010/04/27/derby-dessert/">Mean Spirited Censorship Pie</a>").
<p>
Another inductee is Time Warner Cable, who went after a critic who put up a site making fun of the company's terrible customer service, trying to get its YouTube, Twitter and other social media sites taken down. 
<p>
Finally, there's Fox, which earned a place in the Hall of Shame by <a href="http://boingboing.net/2013/04/22/fox-sends-fraudulent-takedown.html">sending out fraudulent takedown notices</a> over my bestselling novel <a href="http://craphound.com/homeland/buy/">Homeland</a>, swearing on pain of perjury that it represented me (it doesn't).

<P>
<a href="https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/05/takedown-hall-shame-inductions-may-2013">
Takedown Hall of Shame Inductions, May 2013
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		<title>Mozilla to FinSpy: stop disguising your &quot;lawful interception&quot; spyware as&#160;Firefox</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 22:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Mozilla Foundation has sent a legal threat to Gamma International, a UK company that makes a product called "FinSpy" that is used by governments, including brutal dictatorships to spy on dissidents.]]></description>
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The Mozilla Foundation has sent a legal threat to Gamma International, a UK company that makes a product called "FinSpy" that is used by governments, including brutal dictatorships to spy on dissidents. FinSpy allows these governments to hijack their citizens' screens, cameras, hard-drives and keyboards. Gamma disguises this spyware as copies of Firefox, Mozilla's flagship free/open browser. 


<blockquote>
<p>
Gamma International markets its software as a “remote monitoring” program that government agencies can use to take control of computers and snoop on data and communications. In theory, it could be legitimately used for surveillance efforts by crime fighting agencies, but in practice, it has popped up as a spy tool unleashed against dissident movements operating against repressive regimes.
<p>
Citizen Lab researchers have seen it used against dissidents from Bahrain and Ethiopia. And in a new report, set to be released today, they’ve found it in 11 new countries: Hungary, Turkey, Romania, Panama, Lithuania, Macedonia, South Africa, Pakistan, Nigeria, Bulgaria, and Austria. That brings the total number of countries that have been spotted with FinFisher to 36.
<p>
To date, Citizen Lab researchers have found three samples of FinSpy that masquerades as Firefox, including a “demo” version of the spyware according to Morgan Marquis-Boire, a security researcher at the Citizen Lab, who works as a Google Security Engineer. Marquis-Boire says his work at Citizen Lab is independent from his day job at Google.
</blockquote>

<P>
<a href="http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2013/04/finfisher-firefox/?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Top+Stories%29">Mozilla Takes Aim at Spyware That Masquerades as Firefox</a> [Robert McMillan/Wired]
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		<title>Rumored Statue of Liberty face-recognition supplier harasses and threatens&#160;journalist</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slate's Ryan Gallagher caught wind of a new face recognition software being rolled out at the Statue of Liberty. He interviewed a rep from Total Recall, who were reported to be representing Cognitec, the German company whose product, FaceVACS was going in on Liberty Island.]]></description>
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<p>
Slate's Ryan Gallagher caught wind of a new face recognition software being rolled out at the Statue of Liberty. He interviewed a rep from Total Recall, who were reported to be representing Cognitec, the German company whose product, FaceVACS was going in on Liberty Island. Halfway through the interview, Total Recall's director of business development Peter Millius terminated the call, saying that the project was on hold, or possibly cancelled, "vetoed" by the Park Police.
<p>
Then it got weird. Cognitec and its lawyers began to barrage Gallagher with emails and letters warning him that if he wrote about this, they'd sue him. When he asked Total Recall for clarification, they threatened to sue him, personally, for harassment. The National Park Service didn't have much to say about the bid, saying "I'm not going to show my hand as far as what security technologies we have." Go, security-through-obscurity! Hurrah for spending tax dollars without any transparency!
<p>
Gallagher reported the whole story, including the threats. Whatever merits or demerits Total Recall and Cognitec have as companies, turning into weird, opaque legal-threat-generating machines in the middle of an interview and harassing and intimidating journalists sounds like the kind of thing that should disqualify them from getting any of the American public's money.

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 “We do work with Cognitec, but right now because of what happened with Sandy it put a lot of different pilots that we are doing on hold,” Peter Millius, Total Recall’s director of business development, said in a phone call. “It’s still months away, and the facial recognition right now is not going to be part of this phase.” Then, he put me hold and came back a few minutes later with a different position—insisting that the face-recognition project had in fact been “vetoed” by the Park Police and adding that I was “not authorized” to write about it.
<p>
That was weird, but it soon got weirder. About an hour after I spoke with Total Recall, an email from Cognitec landed in my inbox. It was from the company’s marketing manager, Elke Oberg, who had just one day earlier told me in a phone interview that “yes, they are going to try out our technology there” in response to questions about a face-recognition pilot at the statue. Now, Oberg had sent a letter ordering me to “refrain from publishing any information about the use of face recognition at the Statue of Liberty.” It said that I had “false information,” that the project had been “cancelled,” and that if I wrote about it, there would be “legal action.” Total Recall then separately sent me an almost identical letter—warning me not to write “any information about Total Recall and the Statue of Liberty or the use of face recognition at the Statue of Liberty.” Both companies declined further requests for comment, and Millius at Total Recall even threatened to take legal action against me personally if I continued to “harass” him with additional questions.

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<P>
<a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2013/04/statue_of_liberty_to_get_new_surveillance_tech_but_don_t_mention_face_recognition.html">Lady Liberty’s Watching You</a>

(<i>via <a href="http://reddit.com">Reddit</a></i>)
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(<i>Image: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/francehousehunt/4037070291/">Statue of Liberty Paris</a>, a Creative Commons <a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en">Attribution (2.0)</a> image from francehousehunt's photostream</i>)

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		<title>SOPA&#039;s daddy is now in charge of government science funding, and he hates&#160;peer-review</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lamar Smith (R-TX) is the goon who brought SOPA to the nation. Now he's in charge of science funding in the House, and he's got some spectacularly stupid ideas for science as a whole.]]></description>
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<p>
Lamar Smith (R-TX) is the goon who brought SOPA to the nation. Now he's in charge of science funding in the House, and he's got some spectacularly stupid ideas for science as a whole.
<p>
Stuart sez, "The new chair of the House of Representatives science committee has drafted a bill that, in effect, would replace peer review at the National Science Foundation (NSF) with a set of funding criteria chosen by Congress. For good measure, it would also set in motion a process to determine whether the same criteria should be adopted by every other federal science agency."

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Smith's request to NSF didn't sit well with the top Democrat on the science committee, Representative Eddie Bernice Johnson (D-TX). On Friday, she sent a blistering missive to Smith questioning his judgment and his motives.
<p>
"In the history of this committee, no chairman has ever put themselves forward as an expert in the science that underlies specific grant proposals funded by NSF," Johnson wrote in a letter obtained by ScienceInsider. "I have never seen a chairman decide to go after specific grants simply because the chairman does not believe them to be of high value."
<p>
In her letter, Johnson warns Smith that "the moment you compromise both the merit review process and the basic research mission of NSF is the moment you undo everything that has enabled NSF to contribute so profoundly to our national health, prosperity, and welfare." She asks him to "withdraw" his letter and offers to work with him "to identify a less destructive, but more effective, effort" to make sure NSF is meeting that mission.


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<p>
<a href="http://news.sciencemag.org/scienceinsider/2013/04/us-lawmaker-proposes-new-criteri-1.html">U.S. Lawmaker Proposes New Criteria for Choosing NSF Grants</a>

(<i>Thanks, Stuart!</i>)

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(<i>Image: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nasawebbtelescope/8674919513/">Congressman Lamar Smith visits JWST @ SXSW</a>, a Creative Commons <a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en">Attribution (2.0)</a> image from nasawebbtelescope's photostream</i>)
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