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Cocaine Halloween Nights

A gentleman in England "mistakenly handed out his cocaine stash to children" instead of Halloween candy, earning him 130 hours of community service and a fine. [Reuters]

Browser extension converts all YouTube comments into HERP DERP

Tanner Stokes writes:

"I loathe YouTube comments. Here’s a simple browser extension to convert them to ‘herp derp’. If you insist on reading the original (which is highly discouraged), click the comment."

Ladies and gentlemen, Herp Derp YouTube Comments.

Chrome, Safari, Opera, Firefox all supported. THANK YOU, DEAR MAN.

(via Rob Sheridan)

I brought you a transplant heart, but I dropped it

In Mexico City, butterfingers medics dropped a donor heart being rushed to a hospital for a transplant operation. Rolled right out of the container and everything, right on to the street. All worked out in the end.