Whiskey is a "slow food". Whiskey consumption is a fast trend. And, herein, lies a problem.
(I will fight all y'all for the last bottle of Buffalo Trace.)
Q4nobody on B3ta has come up with the maship I'm looking for: Father Ted meets Star Wars, AKA "Father Jedi."
# "For the last time Dougal, the droids out there are far, far away"
An example of fantastic, whimsical bio-tableware from sculptor Etienne Meneau. Holds a full bottle.
If it looks difficult to pour from or clean, Meneau has an FAQ for that.
Via the good folks at The Annals of Improbable Research