Just the thing to pair with a Cthulhu ski-mask and a studded skull/eyeball bowtie for a bit of trypophic dress-up fun! It's $28 from Etsy seller Talulahblueburlesque of Leicester, England. (Thanks, Alice!) Read the rest
3D Wolf Crotch Underwear makes your man "sexy and wild," but does it honor the founding principles and ideals of the Union? No, it does not. Fortunately, there is also 3D Eagle Crotch Underwear, allowing you to bring justice and the American Way with you wherever you tread.
Wear it to work, to school, or to court... or (caution: true Americans only!) to the polls, augmented only with the Stars and Stripes, draped majestically across your shoulders.
Best of all, they're only $3.95 a pair: as cheap as a drive-in movie theater hot dog, and guaranteed to contain more m—O.K. I'll get my coat. Read the rest
Behold! There is an entire range of Wolf Head Crotch Underwear for gentlemen. They "make man looks sexy and wild" and can be yours for as little as five American dollars.
3D wolf pattern print underwear make man looks sexy and wild • the wide waist design make man comfortable no tight feeling • U convex design, large space and breathable • High quality material and great handwork, perfect gift to boyfriend or husband
Here's a pack of three "Sexy Hipster Wolf Animals", available in several different wolves. [Amazon, via Dangerous Minds]
After a recent update on the surviving members of the Heaven's Gate cult and their ongoing maintenance of its now-fashionably anachronistic website, (previously) I checked again and found that the Heaven's Gate "Away Team" patches are finally available again for purchase.
Though the Dawn of Justice movie was a disappointment, the $45 Wonder Woman Dawn of Justice onesie (with cape!) (and gold foil tiara on the hood!) is not a bad consolation prize (and the cape zips off). Read the rest
Rhode Island dickhead Alan Sorrentino wrote a letter to the editor of the East Bay RI, the local paper of record, chastizing women over 20 for wearing yoga pants in public because they lack the "benefit of nature's blessing of youth" and thus "on mature, adult women there is something bizarre and disturbing about the appearance they make in public." Read the rest