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Chocolate hat of the day

Rob Beschizza at 11:15 am • •

Photo: Aly Song, with Reuters

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The Slap Hat

Rob Beschizza at 2:12 pm • •

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This is no normal hat. This is a Slap Hat Extreme. To be clear, it is intended for "tactical" slapping.

Previously: Tactical pen.