Turn any text into a wall of horrible cat puns


Kittify accomplishes exactly what its name promises. Here's the Kittehsburg Address:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought furth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Lipurrty, and dedicated to the purroposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great as catnip civil war, testing whethepurr that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great as catnip battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a purrtion of that field, as a final resting pawlace fur those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogethepurr fitting and purropepurr that we should do this.

But, in a largepurr sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The purrave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor pawepurr to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remembepurr what we meow here, but it can nefur furget what they did here. It is fur us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rathepurr fur us to be here dedicated to the great as catnip task remaining befure us -- that furrom these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause fur which they gave the last furll measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, undepurr God, shall have a new birth of furreedom -- and that gofurnment of the cats, by the cats, fur the cats, shall not purrish furrom the earth.

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”Kitty likes to jump in the sheets when I make the bed”


Looks like a scene from a Kubrick film, but it's just a snapshot of a cat hiding under the blankets. Uploaded by Redditor attigirb. Read the rest

A celebratory SCOTUS NYAN-bow for marriage equality wheeee!

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Kitten-cam captures sleepy kittens exiting their cute little house, one by one

Big Kitten is watching you.

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Startled Cat is startled: A photo shared in our Boing Boing Flickr Pool.

Image: Eric Sonstroem.
Look at those eyes.

“Kitty help,” a photo shared in the Boing Boing Flickr Pool

Nicholas Longtin shares this photo of “A dirty farm cat reaching for help while in the clutches of a small child” in the Boing Boing Flickr Pool. Read the rest

Now Entering Hy-fur-space

Shoop: XJ.

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Kitten surfing on some pizza in rainbow outer space

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Blood Moon Kitten Feast

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A cat-meme I can get behind

My feelings about cat memes are on record. But then there's this: a cat in a shark-suit riding a Roomba chasing a baby duck. Read the rest

TODOCAT: a cat-meme-based to-do-list manager

Soma of the Brooklyn Brainery created TODOCAT, a to-do list manager based on the elegant cat meme. I fucking hate cat memes, but I love to-do lists. I love this cat meme to-do list manager.

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Camera Bag Cat is watching you pack for your trip

From the Boing Boing Flickr pool, a wonderful photo by Kai Teoh, a Boing Boing reader and photographer based in Minnesota who is available for editorial and special occasions booking. Read the rest

A cat encounters snow for the first time

A kitty cat experiences snow, and finds it delightful.

Here's a photo of an adorable kitten playing with paper

A photo of a kitten named Wheatley captured and shared by Boing Boing reader Beckitten in the Boing Boing Flickr Pool. Read the rest

Cat lady paints with poop

The New York Times Local East Village blog points us to Siobhan Meow, an artist and cat-hoarder who at one point kept 100 cats in her home.

Cats free-falling from space

Created by combatcameraman on b3ta. Felix the cat! (Via: crackajack.de. Thanks, Tara McGinley)

 Parachuting from 120,000 feet - Boing Boing Felix Baumgartner jumps with a parachute from space - BoingBoing Free-fall from stratosphere, live now - Boing Boing Read the rest

Inflatable Unicorn horn for kitties: "Cats love it"

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