Tea Party Pastor: If my son married a man "I'd sit in cow manure, spread it all over my body"

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Pastor Kevin Swanson has some unusual tips for parents who attended his "National Religious Liberties Conference." After he interviewed fellow Tea Party darlings Mike Huckabee and Bobby Jindal, he went on to describe how he would celebrate one of his children getting married to a person of the same gender:

"There are families, we're talking Christian families, pastors' families, elders' families from good, godly churches whose sons are rebelling, hanging out with homosexuals and getting married and the parents are invited. What would you do if that was the case? Here is what I would do: sackcloth and ashes at the entrance to the church and I'd sit in cow manure and I'd spread it all over my body. That is what I would do and I'm not kidding, I'm not laughing."

What a party animal!

He also had advice for parents of children whose minds had been poisoned by Satanic, pro-homosexual propaganda like Harry Potter and How to Train Your Dragon: murder them.

“For tens of millions of parents it would be better that a millstone be hung around their neck and they be drowned at the bottom of the sea.”

In the video above Swanson also screams "don't you dare carve happy faces on open, pus-sy sores!" Darn, there goes my plans for the weekend. Read the rest

Westboro Baptist hatemongers run for their lives as high schoolers' counter-protest approaches

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Watch as a crowd of high school students gloriously jeer and taunt the Westboro Baptist hate mongers into a full retreat. Read the rest

Pope met with Kim Davis, urged homophobic Kentucky clerk to “stay strong”

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Where is your Cool Pope now, America? His PR game is undoubtedly on fleek, but he's still beholden to the same homophobic crap we know and love from the Catholic Church, the world's most powerful supporter of impunity for priestly pedophiles.

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Survivor bandmembers “gobsmacked” at Kim Davis and Mike Huckabee using 'Eye of the Tiger' at rally

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Survivor guitarist and “Eye of the Tiger” co-writer Frankie Sullivan says nobody in their camp granted permission for their 1982 hit song to be featured at a rally for Kim Davis without their permission.

Kim Davis welcome out of jail rally played “Eye of the Tiger” theme song

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Gay-hatin' Lord-fearin' American Martyr Kim Davis and former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee celebrate Davis' release from jail with an overused '80s sports anthem. Read the rest

Why is LGBT discrimination still legal?

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It's Monday, which means an amusing and blistering John Oliver segment! Last night's subject: that it's legal to remove someone from their job or rented home on grounds of their sexuality. Read the rest

Gay/questioning teens' pregnancy rates way higher than straight teens

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A surprising survey by Teenwise Minnesota found that bisexual females were five times more likely to have been pregnant than straight females. Questioning and gay males were four times more likely than straight males to report getting someone pregnant. Read the rest

Rainbow-hating Saudi authorities jail school administrator over “Emblem Of Homosexuality”

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Anything remotely gay is a Very Bad Crime in Saudi Arabia.

America's transgender military ban to be phased out

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U.S. Secretary of Defense Ash Carter released a statement today confirming that America's "current regulations regarding transgender service members are outdated and are causing uncertainty that distracts commanders from our core missions." Read the rest

WATCH: Impressive GTA V homage to US marriage equality

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N&B Gaming commemorated US marriage equality with a fabulous GTA V rainbow dance party, till the cops showed up. Stick around for hilarious outtakes. Read the rest

What is marriage, anyway? Sesame Street's Grover and a cute child explain.

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Helpful definition for anyone confused by the Supreme Court ruling that legalized gay marriage in America.

WATCH: Kentucky official calls cops, denies gay couple's marriage license

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Rowan County, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis discontinued all marriage licenses rather than give one to gay couples like David V. Moore and David Ermold, together for 17 years and local residents for ten. Read the rest

WATCH: John Cage, Gay Divorce Lawyer

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John Cage: Gay Divorce Lawyer from Funny Or Die

Now that America's civil rights honeymoon is over and everyone is reverting their rainbow avatars, divorce lawyer John Cage is ready to help gays achieve equality in divorce rates. Read the rest

'No Gays Allowed' in this East Tennessee hardware store

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That recent Supreme Court gay marriage decision done got someone's britches all up in a bunch.

Snopes scopes the $43K "Relentlessly Gay" GoFundMe

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Baltimore resident Julie Baker raised $43K on GoFundMe to make her yard more gay after posting a letter she says she got from a neighbor complaining about her "relentlessly gay" yard decor. Snopes investigator Kim LaCapria did a little digging and found the story got curiouser and curiouser. Read the rest

Internet preacher: Because SCOTUS gay marriage ruling, Putin will destroy America for Jesus

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You heard it here first.

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Nintendo's new Fire Emblem game will have same-sex marriage

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The times they are a-changing, even at the venerable Japanese video game publisher.

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