Cruising with Paula Deen

Caity Weaver went on a Paula Deen cruise: "I wanted to see who was willing to spend, at minimum, roughly $3,000 to support a downtrodden millionaire." She found racism, death, despair, and friendship. Previously.

Paula Deen offered job

Buttery bigot Paula Deen may have lost millions in sponsorship deals after racist remarks, but Pure Mature has offered her a six-figure payday to star in one of its productions. I assume from the company's name that it's some kind of all-natural cheesemaker. [TMZ]

Hitler finds out The Food Network has cancelled Paula Deen

[Video Link]. Rocketboom created this inevitable video with a very handy generator provided by downfall.jfedor.org. (thanks, Antinous!)