Create your own My Little Pony

OMG there are like 1000 different hairstyles! Nonetheless, while I am proud of my Pony, this has failed to turn me into a Brony. [General Zoi's Pony Creator via Metafilter. Previously]

UPDATE: My father sends me a poem that he alleges I wrote about My Little Pony as a 6 or 7 year-old.

I love my little pony I take good care of him I dip its hair in treacle And throw it in the bin

When the bin-man comes He throws him on the floor "Can't take you to the landfill We already have a score"

So my little pony Goes to the garden shed And when the cat is out Occupies its bed

And when the cat comes home He says: "Who let you in? The only place for a pony Is in the garden bin"

Clearly to be sung to the tune of this advertisement. Read the rest