Alex Jones shouting "NEVER!" for an hour

The conspiracy-minded talk host, boiled down to the essentials and taken to infinity. (Original clip via @immolations)

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Young man reiterates need for "Trump in America" after in-game defeat

In this homophobic NSFW rant, a young gentleman who had lost a game of NBA 2K16 explains to his team-mates why the outcome demonstrates the need for Trump in America.

Illustration: Veciits

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Satisfying rant about how broken everything on the web is

It's as if "they have very carefully gone through this process of intentionally slowing down the internet for no reason." Read the rest

Flight attendant rants about plane crash

A flight attendant was "subdued" by passengers after she "started ranting about a possible crash" over the cabin PA system, writes Andrew Stern. Thereafter, drinks were free. Read the rest

Your ugly snow shovel violates our community rules

Is a snow shovel left on the front porch a violation of neighborhood association laws? This email exchange shows what happens when suburbanites stop being polite ... and start getting real.(Thanks, Mark B.!) Read the rest