Real things you can actually buy Made in Italy: Overpriced, hand-painted, 50s style refrigerators Rusty Blazenhoff
pandemics Polio survivor Paul Alexander, who spent over 70 years in an iron lung, has died of COVID-19 Jennifer Sandlin
maga "My heart is broken" — Disgraced Sen. Katie Britt begs MAGA suckers for cash after becoming global laughing stock Mark Frauenfelder
conspiracy theories Man claims Walgreens' fridges are the gateway to the apocalypse (video) Mark Frauenfelder
animals This three-legged bear broke into a home and chugged three White Claws (video) David Pescovitz
real estate Real estate agent fined $20,000 for secretly chugging milk from carton in homeowner's fridge (video) David Pescovitz
marvel Watch the new trailer for Ms. Marvel's comic book return, co-written by MCU actress Iman Vellani Thom Dunn
soreheads Outraged Republicans try — but fail — to expel a Democratic lawmaker for hiding the Bible in Arizona House Carla Sinclair
anti-lgbtq Budweiser clears out workers after bomb threat over Mulvaney controversy — which could be good for profits Carla Sinclair
beer Budweiser boycott-supporting congressidiot Dan Crenshaw doesn't realize he's showing off his refrigerator stocked with Bud parent company's brews (video) David Pescovitz
not-so-cheap entertainment A 6-year-old boy "played" with his dad's Grubhub app, ordering $1,000 worth of food Carla Sinclair