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Enjoy this video of the fabulously weird snake-necked turtle

Shot at a zoo in Costa Rica, this footage gives a little glimpse into the hypnotic spectator sport that watching these little guys could be. You could pick up your Walmart bong, catch a flight to the zoo, park yourself in front of the tank, and have a real nice afternoon.

Man disguises turtle as hamburger for plane trip

TurtleburgA man apparently tried to smuggle his pet turtle on a China Southern Airlines flight by disguising it as a hamburger. Airport screeners noted the legs protruding from the bun. “There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger,” the man reportedly insisted. “There’s nothing special to see inside.” (South China Morning Post)

The image above is not the pet turtle but rather a real fake turtle burger. Recipe available here.

Wee Turtle vs. Raspberry (VIDEO)


No berry is safe from Peanut the turtlet.

The plight of the homeless turtle

Psst, kid. You want to see a shell-less turtle?