Enjoy this video of the fabulously weird snake-necked turtle

Shot at a zoo in Costa Rica, this footage gives a little glimpse into the hypnotic spectator sport that watching these little guys could be. You could pick up your Walmart bong, catch a flight to the zoo, park yourself in front of the tank, and have a real nice afternoon. Read the rest

Man disguises turtle as hamburger for plane trip

A man apparently tried to smuggle his pet turtle on a China Southern Airlines flight by disguising it as a hamburger. Airport screeners noted the legs protruding from the bun. “There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger,” the man reportedly insisted. “There’s nothing special to see inside.” (South China Morning Post)

The image above is not the pet turtle but rather a real fake turtle burger. Recipe available here. Read the rest

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The plight of the homeless turtle

Psst, kid. You want to see a shell-less turtle? Read the rest