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Rudy Rucker

Rudy Rucker is a writer, a mathematician and a computer scientist. Born in Kentucky in 1946, Rucker moved to Silicon Valley when he turned 40. Rucker has published twenty-five books, primarily science-fiction and popular science. He was an early cyberpunk and an editor at Mondo 2000. He often writes SF in a style is characterized as transreal. His most recent novels were Frek and the Elixir, a far-future epic about a boy's galactic quest to restore Earth's ecology and As Above So Below, a historical novel based on the life of the sixteenth century painter Peter Bruegel.  Rucker is a professor emeritus of computer science at San Jose State University, where he created a number of freeware programs relating to chaos, artificial life, cellular automata, higher dimensions, and computer games. He is presently working on The Lifebox, the Seashell and the Soul, a nonfiction book about computers and the nature of reality. Rucker's website can be found at www.cs.sjsu.edu/faculty/rucker or at www.rudyrucker.com.


SOMETHING WICKED IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION...

RUDY RUCKER IS COMING!

This will be the last blog from me here, as Rudy Rucker is taking over. I may or may not add a little to this one tomorrow. (I'm not feeling well.) Here is a piece I wrote about Rudy that only appeared in the Readercon program book. Let this serve as an intro to the maestro...

RUDY RUCKER: a John Shirley perspective

Some people can’t deal with originality. Some people can’t digest the unique. Some people only eat food – and ingest art – that has been chewed and regurgitated for them. It’s like they’re baby vultures in the nests of the turkey vultures of literature, chirping to be fed. So when Rudy Rucker’s novels Spacetime Donuts and White Light came out, there was blinking confusion round about the guano-white science fiction eyries.

Some sf writers resonated to Rucker, to be sure— Thomas Disch, amongst others, had enough compass to swing to Rucker’s magnetism; Sterling knew the true quill when he read it. But a couple of reviewers in the general locus, so to speak, of “scifi” semi-fannish criticism, found his books troublesome. Maybe the sticking point wasn’t always an incapacity for digesting genius: maybe the only problem was a cultural divide, since, artistically, Rucker has more in common with Kerouac than Clarke, scientist though Rucker is. He’s not the usual science fiction fare. Rucker, you see, thinks at right angles, at a hyperspherical remove, from the conventional. His recent novels Spaceland and Realware are internally consistent, both of them, and, though not exactly linear, if you follow the thread you’ll get from the beginning through the middle to the end-- after many twists and loop de loops.

Rucker's novels are persistently hallucinogenic, but I resist calling them surreal—that suggests surrealism, which is sourced in the unconscious and dreams, and Rucker’s into being more conscious, not unconscious; he’s into the Transreal more than the surreal.

Still, Rucker’s a master of rigorous, empirical, analytical thinking. He’s a professor of mathematics, you know, a guru of computer science and higher-dimensional physics, author of, for example, the nonfiction works Geometry, Relativity and the Fourth Dimension, Infinity and the Mind, and The Fourth Dimension: Toward a Geometry of Higher Reality.

Me, I never passed algebra.

He has also just published As Above, So Below: A novel of Peter Bruegel. Didn’t expect that one, did you? As Above, So Below is an historical novel, exactingly researched, illuminating the 16th century –a period wherein the Inquisition thrived side by side with the Renaissance. This is his portrait of the Flemish master, a novel that creates triptychs in the reader’s mind, a panoply of tragic, comic, transcendent, and homely figures in the living landscape. Though colorful and grimly fascinating, rife with utterly believable, likable characters, it’s a novel for the most part lacking in the sheer uproar of his science fiction novels. The tone is that of a mural, an overall composition that meditates on the strange unity in chaos; each section of this episodic, biographical fiction, following the painter from youth to his end (an end that brought tears to this old cynic’s eyes), is titled after a Bruegel painting, and is a narrative set piece in itself, framed and balanced.

While the Bruegel novel is perhaps Rucker’s most mature work, artistically speaking, there’s a connective arc between White Light, the “ware” novels, Spaceland, and As Above, So Below...Like other Rucker characters, Bruegel’s searching for unity in himself, and the world, trying to see beyond the coarse limitations of subjective “reality.”

In most, perhaps all, of Rucker’s books there’s usually a bohemian, cheerfully alienated character who’s trying to understand—and who’s looking for a way out of the dilemmas, the defeats that life seems to hand out with all the pathological decisiveness of the Inquisition’s judges. If Rucker’s hero is not an artist, or a frustrated artist, he’s a free spirit drawn to the frontiers of science, where the secrets—the scientific arcana—of physics and math offer the possibility of unforeseen escape: A way out that the squares—that is, the merely two-dimensional—cannot see.

Hence Rucker’s fascination with the classic math novel Flatland, and his hilarious Silicon-Valley-based extension of it, Spaceland: From the perspective of the second dimension, the first dimension is purblind; from the perspective of the third dimension, the second is blindered; from the perspective of the fourth dimension, our three dimensional world is time-stunned, a-stagger with sleepwalkers; from the fifth dimension, the fourth is...you’ll have to ask Rudy.

And through his fascination with robotics—extreme robotics, a variety of pure cybernetic mutability that Asimov never dreamt of in his philosophy—mortality is at last defeated, all the limitations of bodily form discarded like a baby shoe. Indeed, through the gonzo robotics of his “moldies”, every human activity is subject to re-thinking, liberation, nano-radical enhancement—but especially sex. Witness this passage from Rudy's novel Realware:

...just for the goof of it, Shimmer pushed her body right through Ptah’s, his bronze flesh forming itself back together on the other side of the marble Shimmer. Ptah did the same to Shimmer, and then they corkscrewed themselves together so tightly that they looked like a candy-cane or a barber-pole. To top off the foreplay, Shimmer divided herself up into an archipelago of separate globs, and Ptah juggled her. While continuing to juggle, Ptah began pinching off more and more globs of himself, until all that was left of him was a pair of hands down on the platform of the stage, incredibly keeping some two score white and bronze balls aloft. And then the bronze hands became balls as well...

Through the alien, the lateral, tri-cameral pathways of altered mind, the shattering implications of ideas carried through to places most people shy from, Rucker’s “stuzzedelic” heroes somehow transcend the material, the grubby cruelties of our world, and link up with a higher one, where things make some kind of sense. It’s not that he’s foolish enough to expect vindication of a human notion of justice, beyond the veil—but he finds a kind of completion there, in the higher dimensions, and in the sheer godlike creativity of human cybernetic invention: like the mirror that Bruegel carried about with him, so he could look at events on the street reflected in it, and in the fact of reflection itself see symmetry, and hidden linkages...

As above, the hermetic writers said, so below.

Rucker’s heroes have been growing up, lately. The stony hipster-heroes of some early novels are now the villains (or at least, problem characters) of Realware and Spaceland and As Above, So Below. Onar in Realware seems like a cutting edge, radical outsider on the make; same can be said about the programmer who steals the hero’s wife in Spaceland, or Williblad in the Bruegel book. It’s as if Rucker in his maturity has discarded the problematic part of himself but kept the good part of his inner trickster: the flexibility of creativity and openheartedness. It’s a kind of graph of classic Jungian unification.

Rucker has said that a seminal event in his life was a glimpse of “the White Light,” a unifying energy, a living light that underlay the cosmos, sheer undifferentiated ubiquitous consciousness, perhaps what Eastern philosophy calls The Ground of Being. Few, if any, are the Rucker novels without some reference to God, to the spiritual. His works more and more acknowledge the struggle to attempt, at least, to get “off the hook” of identification with the little stage we strut and fret our hour upon, to make connection with an Other that cares, even if that mysterious Other can’t always help directly.

This alone...the raw courage of this willingness to talk spirituality in science fiction, sets Rucker apart from the crowd; especially from the archly secular snobs dominating the air conditioned hells of its vast worldcons. Only Tim Powers and James Blish, a very few others, had the guts to talk something like spirituality in sf. It never seemed to occur to Rucker that this would hurt his standing with some critics, who aren’t allowed to approve of philosophy that incorporates real hope. But metaphysics—stretching from the dazzling interface between chaos and order to direct encounters with deity-- was always there in Rucker’s fiction.

The best spirituality accepts paradox; cannot do without it. Rucker is a paradox—a mathematician, a grounded empiricist, who seeks and finds transcendence. Not since Pythagoras (and MC Escher, perhaps) has one thinker so interlinked gnosis and knowledge, soul and numbers. It may be that Rucker constitutes living proof of the discreet soul, as a thing in itself: nothing else fully explains his capacity to be sternly analytical and heart-receptive at once.

I keep coming back to the confusion some pitiable readers have on reading Rucker. Perhaps it’s because he’s been so long on the edge of breaking out, and is so achingly due for a wider audience. One cause of the delay might be the other characteristic Rucker dichotomy: much of his imagery doesn’t eem “serious” enough to take seriously—at least, for people who take themselves too seriously. Inevitably, given Rucker’s 1960s era coming-of-age, much of his writing has just a hint of the flavor of adult underground comics, of Moscoso and company; it’s stuff that Frank Zappa could relate to. (Zappa loved Sheckley, whom Rucker also adores, and Rucker loves Zappa, completing the circuit.)

The tone, the dialogue, in some Rucker sf, can have a young-adult-novel quality, and readers are asked to accept increasingly improbable events – moldies who carry people down from the moon to the Earth inside their bodies, “alla” realware tubes that generate anything you think of—with the equally improbable equanimity of the novel’s characters. All this can be jarring for the uninitiated.

I don’t use the word uninitiated lightly. You need initiation, to appreciate his books: you have to get a ways into them, and willingly undergo the rituals of his fantastic transmogrifications, his space-time transubstantiation. When you’re being initiated, you have to put yourself in someone else’s hands, and just do what they tell you to, and you’ll find yourself changed afterwards. This happens with any good writer—but it’s especially something you will need to accept when taking part in the alchemy of reading Rucker. Trust him. Go with him. He won’t hurt you. Eventually, you’ll like it. It’ll feel good. It’ll feel...wavy.

Yaaar!


posted by john shirley at 12:15:35 PM | permalink


SOMETHING WICKED IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION

…in which John Shirley has the audacity to claim that your mind might be more than an accidental switchboard…

"Borg or Borges?" asks William Irwin Thomson in his paper (here) for the Journal of Consciousness Studies...Are we ultimately like Star Trek's Borg, as the reductionists would have us believe—and destined to be ever more literally like them, in that we're not to evolve without the help of implanted machinery—or are we like the great writer Borges, delightfully idiosyncratic and in touch with the infinite?

Mechanists like Kurzweil and Moravec believe, with many scientists, that consciousness is nothing but a by-product of the brain's mechanisms; that it has no objective reality, cannot exist without machinery; is just a mechanical illusion. They build on this presumption by planning to mechanically extend human life, and to copy what they regard as human consciousness into computer format. (It never seems to occur to them that even if this were possible, a copy of a mind is not a transferral of a mind. There's a break in continuity. Death can't be cheated so easily.) The mechanists prophesy that we are at the end of the human era.

But Thompson says that, "…in order to grant consciousness to machines, engineers first labor to subtract it from humans, as we work to foist upon philosophers a caricature of consciousness in the digital switches of weights and gates in neural nets….An engineer can be clever and construct a machine that says 'Ouch!' instead of flashing a red light, but this Gnostic demiurge is mimicking consciousness to trick humans. The machine is not a sentient being capable of suffering and…capable of experiencing compassion for the suffering of other sentient beings…The simple and linear binary gates of 1 and 0 are fine for artificial neuronal nets and weights, but if one wishes to enfold complexity and make it portable for the life of a unique individual, then the sloppy and chaotic folding of proteins in a cell or of neurons in a brain is the way to go…Like the Borg of Star Trek, the mechanists have perverted evolution, for it is the wet and the biological that is the truly advance design…"

He relates mechanists and "Galilean Dynamics with its linear system of single causal reductionism" to a mentality exemplified by "Microsoft and Monsanto".

And, he says, "just as the Inquisition and the Counter Reformation sought to block the Renaissance, so these gigantic corporations like Microsoft or Monsanto are seeking to block the planetary renaissance and this new possibility for capitalism [Linux, freeware, organization from the bottom up rather than the top down] by maintaining the dualistic systems of the domains of the extremely rich and the extremely poor. Microsoft wishes to own the new cultural ecology of the noosphere, and Monsanto, and other companies, are seeking to own the genome of plants, animals and humans…President Bush et alia are wedding imperial capitalism to Christian fundamentalism with its repression of complexity in the arts and sciences…"

Pause for identity check: According to the site Sound.photosynthesis.com William I Thompson "was a professor of Literature at MIT and has taught at Cornell, Syracuse, the University of Hawaii, and the University of Toronto. He left university teaching in 1972 to found Lindisfarne Association in order to explore the new planetary culture in fellowship of artists, scientists, and contemplatives. Thompson is the author of sixteen books, was nominated for the National Book Award in 1972, and received the Oslo International Poetry Festival Award in 1986."

Thompson especially won me over in the course of his essay by agreeing with me (though he didn't know he was agreeing with me.) Somehow that always gets my approval, I don't know what it is. You see, I've been saying for years that an invention that pollutes is an unfinished invention; that an invention with unwanted side effects is only partly invented, no matter how marvelous it is. Thompson says, in this paper, that the "boomerism" of the present era means selling your new technology without discussing its negative side effects; it means rushing it into the marketplace.

He also says that "Slowness is fundamental to the nature of consciousness." Kurzweil's emphasis is on speed, in his consciousness model, but the field of consciousness "has more to do with slowness and a higher dimensionality…One channel of sensory registration can be a digital gate, a matter of plus or minus, but when two or three differing sensory registrations are cross referenced to one another, an emergent domain is brought forth."

Thomas is talking about a kind of "slowness" that is a neurological process; a stopping to compare and assess. But it's also, on another level, something understood by people who struggle to be more mindful--who engage in zazen and other forms of mindfulness meditation. Returning to the present moment in full consciousness is a kind of "stop"--like the "stop exercise" of the Sufis and GI Gurdjieff. It means a turning of attention to the totality of now, the physical, mental, emotional now....But there is a paradox afoot in the process. On the one hand it involves a kind of slowing, as I think Thompson hints, so that one can focus on now, in silence; on the other hand it involves a widening, and opening of the floodgates of consciousness, which means more information comes in. Less leads to more. And that "more" is of better quality.

In a way this work with attention, this focus on the now, involves taking in more "frames per second"--to resort, ironically, to a mechanistic comparison--which means more information. If you watch a short version of a film, cutting 7 out of 10 frames, the film will end sooner,; it'll be over faster, and you'll see some kind of continuity. But if instead you see all the available frames, you get more information, a better film, although it takes longer to see the film: it seems slower.

See, the internet is good, and access to convenience is addictively wonderful, but if we train ourselves to speed in everything, we train ourselves to superficiality. Thompson gives the example of a Beethoven string quartet: "one may enhance the baud rate of data-processing, but one will no longer have music."

This brings me elliptically to the discussion we were having at the John Shirley Message board. "Chester" posted about the apparent inevitability of the arising of intelligent life in the universe, dead matter's tendency to produce life, and his notion that something higher may underlie this...

Someone else, “Lawman”, responded with the inevitable (and quite cogent) argument that in an infinite universe life will arise in accordance with random probability, and “there is no reason to anthropomorphicize these inanimate objects/events or associate them with a supernatural force. They, like us, are simply a result of coincidence. The difference is that, because they never existed, we cannot see they nearly infinite number of Universes which favored destruction, rather than creation.”

And he says that our consciousness is an illusion of our makeup. As to that, well, what is real consciousness then? Pain is no illusion, as Dr Johnson demonstrated, and it's a function of consciousness. And in his analogy of the computer that says "Ouch!" Thompson echoes that.

The fact that consciousness comes in degrees of more or less fullness can be collated , meaningfully, to the fact that organisms evolve to greater efficiency and capability.

The usual notions of God, as a Planner, a benevolent Monitor, always seemed narrow and anthropomorphic to me. But that doesn't mean there's nothing beyond the obvious consciousness; doesn't mean there's no consciousness more powerful and pervasive than ours. We're ineluctably a part of the universe, andwe're conscious, so that part of the universe, anyway, is conscious.

There seems an arrow of direction in evolution. This has been sharply argued with, but those arguments are, to me, unconvincing. Life on Earth has gone from single cell to multiple; from mindless to mindful. That's a direction. If consciousness's development accompanies that direction--and it seems to--and if that direction offers increasing capability of organisms, and it does, why should not that direction offer increasing capability of consciousness itself? God, perhaps, develops and evolves through the universe's creatures. The universe is ancient; that evolved consciousness may be influencing things, in its slow, indirect way, even now. I see no reason to view that (admittedly theoretical) consciousness as “supernatural“. It's likely quite natural. We just don't understand its nature very well.

It may or may not be relevant that this is, probably, just one of an infinite number of universes. This is ours. And some part of it...lives!

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John Kerry's speech at the Democratic National Convention...

...was stirring, wasn't it? He fired off his own smartly sculpted soundbites--something you have to do if you're going to get people to pay attention at all, now--and managed to keep his tendency to circumambulation and prolixity under control. His wife was watching like a falcon. A real presence. And when Kerry said he had something he wanted to say to George Bush my wife and I both at once burst out, hopefully, "'Shove it!'"

But no, he didn't echo his wife's comment to a reporter, he merely suggested that Bush campaign without too much negativity, or name-calling. Take the high road, George. As John McCain found out during the primaries a few years back, Bush and his attack ads will say whatever it takes to shake confidence in his opponent, no matter how false or damaging...

Still thinking about Teresa Heinz Kerry. A strong woman. Not a woman likely to be taken in by a fortune hunter. If a Democrat marries a rich woman the Republicans call him a "gigolo"--if a Republican marries a rich woman they say he "married well."

And anyway, Kerry is just preparation for someone else. Who's preparation for a third guy. I say...JOHN EDWARDS IN 2012! With Barack Obama--obviously someone with a brilliant future in politics--as his Vice President!

And then Barack Obama for President in 2020!

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posted by john shirley at 10:20:29 PM | permalink


SOMETHING WICKED IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION…

...in which John Shirley risks offending those he hopes to amuse...

This blog might be too dense-looking to be successful. If I want it to be successful I have to break it up and make it like a bag of candy. Ideally the individual wrappers should be edible. As it is, it can be forbidding looking. The internet is about being like one of those birds that skims over the surface, dips its beak, comes up with a nourishing fish, flies away. The bird doesn't want to dive in. This exemplifies the contemporary media continuum. Thus those little news blips that go scrolling by, one sentence for this, one for that, beneath footage of something else entirely, on CNN and elsewhere. We can't absorb all that's on offer so we just skim the surface--and this is universally regarded as John Kerry's biggest campaign problem: he's not a skimmer, he's a diver. He dives in and explores, thinks about things. No good for present day culture. There are even those who refer to "ADD culture", Attention Deficit Disorder culture. In the crushing gravitational pull of that media gas-giant, can Kerry stand up and be noticed? Bush on the other hand... Wait a minute...stop!

The above text is still too dense for a blog. I need a blog that'll look more like this (no time to provide the art, you'll have to imagine that) :

Welcome to my blog - just got word that the new

Kokia Home Crematorium

   [link and photograph to go here]

is out! A Wireless Crematorium yet! Dispose of your elders fast! Comes with three standard funeral forms, insert name and you're good to go--and they're GONE! Wicked!

Reminds me I've got to get my InstaDivorce program going

[InstaDivorce link and photograph to go here]

'cause the RelationshipXchanger has love-blogged me two new ones to try...

And just got it working: STUNNING NEWGILLIGAN'S ISLAND AI PROGRAM ACTS AS YOUR WIRELESS AGILE METAMAIL BROWSERBIT OPERATING SYSTEM (it does anyway if you order the kit and the step by step guide book, about two months learning time) and it's wicked cool, 'cause The Professor does your subprogramming, and Gilligan does the html and click on the Millionaire and His Wife for online day trading. Check it out at here [link will go here] and then…surf, with real wetness, over to:

KIDNEY SHARING ONLINE -

 new system developed by Berkeley hacker allows sharing of kidneys the way that SETI used computers for processing star signal information, minor operation, can be done at home, tubes to be set up so that transfer of uric acid etc to be shared intermittently with  fiber optic cable lines, save a life and earn money as you do it…

                   [link and – new scratch and sniff digital brain impingement feature, actually smell fresh working kidneys]

New candid pix of Michael Jackson and one-ball-wonder Tom Green, Tom and JACKO playing with squirtguns on the Neverland Ranch lawn?! [link to go here] Maybe he IS washed up--there's soap in Michael's squirtgun! At least I hope it's soapTom does have that childish air!         

                 [digital photograph to  go here]                                                                                         #########

So you see, with that kind of media model, I designed the first para of this blog all wrong. The first para should look like this:   

This blog might be too dense-looking to be successful. If I want it to be successful I have to break it up and make it like a     

       [picture of a bag of candy to go here]

bag of candy!  Ideally the individual wrappers should be edible.

[animation of candy being chewed up]

 As it is, it can be forbidding looking.

The internet is about being like one of those birds [link will be here] that skims over the surface

[digital photo of bird but one of those plastic  toy dipper kind that dip rhythmically into cups – link to order one of those toy dipping birds],  

dips its beak, comes up with a nourishing fish, flies away.

[animation of that to go here, fish are smiling and the whole thing looks VERY MANGA]

This exemplifies the contemporary media continuum. Thus those little news blips that go scrolling by, one sentence for this, one for that, beneath footage of something else entirely.

[that very line to go by here like one of those news scroll lines]

We can't absorb all that's on offer so we just skim the surface--and this is universally regarded as John Kerry's

[public domain picture of John Kerry looking bemused]

 biggest problem: he's not a skimmer, he's a diver.

The bird doesn't want to dive in.

[some kinda goddamn link or other to go here]

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Not going to happen.

MEANWHILE more real-life reasons you wish you lived in San Francisco or...you're glad you do.

Actually, maybe we should be embarrassed about living in the bay area in one simple regard: the local art critics. You know, it has bothered me for awhile that the local art critics, in the San Francisco Chronicle, mostly ignore local artists, especially anyone who doesn't, like,  sign a random splash of paint or glue doll's heads to cardboard boxes or install tapelooped imagery with dead rabbit pendulums or something. I mean, if they show actual recognizable images, however modern and artful, they're generally ignored. Look at the art of PAUL MAVRIDES: for years he's produced mordantly insightful, masterful paintings and satirical sculptures and still the local critics ignore him--though he was profiled on Nightline. They also ignore the brilliant Berkeley painter GUY COLWELL--even when his exquisite and disturbing painting about Abu Ghraib was dropped from a North Beach gallery because a right wing lunatic threatened to bomb the place. He was censored by the right but still the papers ignore him. Colwell is really good, too. Also superb and under recognized is Frank Garvey, a sort of modern Goya or Breughel. Here, at least, is a press release about his newest show:  Apolitical, Be Political: Frank Garvey work in politically-themed show at Pacifica’s Sanchez Art Center with free opening reception on Fri. July 30 7-9 p.m. Works,compared to Bosch, Goya, Dali, offer oblique commentary on war, ghettoization and societal ruin.THURSDAY, July 29, 2004, San Francisco, Calif. The work of noted social surrealist artist-composer Frank Garvey, founder of OmniCircus, is part of the “Apolitical, Be Political” show at Pacifica’s Sanchez Art Center. A free opening reception will take place on Fri., July 30, from 7-9 p.m. at the center, located at 1220 Linda Mar Blvd., Pacifica, CA, 650-355-1894. The show runs through Sept. 12. The Garvey painting entitled, “Disappeared,” which features the artist’s characteristic bone-like forms juxtaposed with dream-like symbols and imagery representing the missing or dead from war and other violent acts of aggression, was painted several years ago. “This piece is still relevant, considering the war in Iraq right now, the expanding American ghetto and recent attacks on art galleries showing paintings that address prisoner abuse in Iraq ” said Garvey...

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posted by john shirley at 10:31:52 PM | permalink


SOMETHING WICKED IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION...

...in which John Shirley runs the tips of his fingers over the Body Politic...

Truthout.org reports that loony (and long-necked like a loon) rightwing-extremist writer Ann Coulter has been dropped by USA Today which was planning to run a column by her. She said things like this in what was to be her first one: "My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call 'women' at the Democratic National Convention."  The Dems are trying to take the high road this election. The Conservatives obviously aren't, judging by Ann Coulter. This kind of ludicrous stereotyping plays to the lowest sort of prejudices.

And other conservative columnists keep repeating, over and over, that people in Massachusetts supposedly "don't like John Kerry." If they dont like him, why have they elected him to Lieutenant Governor, once,  and then to Senator three times? A pundit in Newsweek said that Bush will win because he's "warm" and Kerry is not a warm, fuzzy, likable guy. Bush is warm and cuddly, all of a sudden? You just want to snuggle with him, don't you? He is a guy who's learned to recite sound bites convincingly, like his hero Ronald Reagan. That's what you want in a president, right? A guy who can recite. Kerry on the other hand is known for thinking things through, pondering, looking at both sides of an issue. You wouldn't want that running the country, a guy who thinks before he acts! How can we count on someone like that to blunder around like a bull in a china shop, in that engaging, warm way that Bush has?

With Michael Moore a high profile figure at the Democratic convention--though not on the podium--Republican officials, according to the Houston Chronicle, "... warn that by associating with Moore the Democrats could hurt Kerry's chances in November." I'm touched by the Republican concern for Kerry's chances! Could there be another reason Moore's association with Kerry makes them nervous? Maybe--the opposite reason? Why? Because Fahrenheit 9/11 ranked 7th at the box office last week and has become the top-grossing documentary of all time. And because, according to that same article, "A recent Gallup survey found that 58 percent of American adults plan to see the movie. Pollsters say 38 percent of Republicans say they plan to see it." Republicans want Moore and his film out of the spotlight as quickly as possible. But I don't think this "don't associate with him, it might hurt Kerry" is going to work.

Big digital screens flashing names and symbols. Redundant speeches booming cosmically in the convention center. People shouting and waving banners. But what's the point? What's the point of National Political Party Conventions—lots of people are asking that, this year—like the Democratic National Convention and the Republican National Convention? That is, what's the point of something on this scale? The candidate is decided long before the convention. Why not just announce him or her? The candidate can make his speeches without the convention, and he can be endorsed, it can happen as he goes through his campaign. No one takes the convention seriously, regardless of the coverage, except people who already plan to vote for Kerry. All this expensive hullabaloo is a squandering of money that could be used for more effective campaigning. These events are just a vast preaching to the converted. The point should be reaching the unconverted. Oh I admit I watched Bill and Hilary, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter and I was touched and enthused, for a moment.

But it all seems pretty false and misdirected. The big challenge is reaching people who are swing voters, or who might change their vote if they had more facts. Democrats tend to support an increase in the minimum wage and better benefits across the board—but that's all just Liberal handwringing, the Republicans tell their constituents, and "if we raise the minimum wage it'll harm the economy." If the people getting their information from the Republicans  knew how many people who have full-time jobs are homeless, they'd be astonished. If they knew that historically a raise in the minimum wage did not cause economic disaster, far from it, they'd look at the issue again.  They're told that environmental regulations hurt business, and supposedly cause people to lose jobs; but if they knew the facts, if they knew that since environmental regulations were put in place the oil and chemicals companies are making more money than ever,  and all their dire predictions never came true, they'd think again. Democrats share this kind of information with one another. They don't do much to get it out to people who need to hear it. Some vast grassroots re-education program is needed…

And we have to keep asking, will our votes be counted this time? John Kerry is said to have hired a team of lawyers to monitor the elections, since Bush forbade the UN to do it.Has any major candidate ever done that before? You'd think there'd be a lot of coverage about Kerry hiring lawyers to watch the voting. That's newsworthy, seems to me. But you barely heard anything about it. Which is sinister in itself. Meanwhile, perhaps not coincidentally, in a recent Charlie Rose interview, Ted Turner said that Fox owner and media magnate Rupert Murdock "runs England" and runs most of the media in the USA and "would like to rule the world."

For real alternative politics...

At least on the local level--and with a punk flavor, at least re the entertainment -- go to this band/art show fundraiser for BRUCE TOWNLEY'S campaign for Berkeley CIty Council--the show's happening tonight at the Cherry Bar (ex-CW Saloon, 917 Folsom (@ 5th) in San Francisco, 21+, $5)! Early start time of 7:30pm, and a ton of rad bands:  Farewell to Youth,Here Kitty Kitty, Midnight Bombers, Hurting Crew, The Lucky Stiffs... Plus local art by: Cecilia Altamirano, Anneke, Johnny Dismal, Jason Roberts Dobrin, Karina Figueroa, Chris Fitzpatrick, Janette Lopez, Megan Schneider, Sham, and Taler Trainwreck! (See now if they had THESE GUYS at the Democratic National Convention...what a different tone it would have! Imagine it!)

And now: provocative responses to previous provocations...

People have been sending me more examples of the sleazy, manipulative, dishonest practice of embedding promotional people amongst us. Two well known examples are the Alpha Pups, back in 2001: some company gave away hundreds of interactive hand-held games to get kids to promote them to one another—they went around to schools and asked questions to find out which kids were regarded as 'cool'. They then rounded those kids up, in a net of persuasion and promises, and got them involved with their games—the Buzz Baby concept .  Also I was twice accused of being a Buzz Baby myself for talking about some guy's book about this kind of practice, oddly enough. Wise guys, it ain't the same… Then there was Nokia paying college students to casually talk about their products at lunch, at keggers, as if they just had the impulse. Making friends just so that they could talk to them about the product. Making all your new friends suspect. "Does he like me? Or was he hired to tell me about the new Nokia brain-scrambler?" They were hired to be friendly people with camouflaged agendas… Apparently James Tiptree Jr (a great science fiction writer who was actually an ex-CIA analyst named Alice Sheldon) wrote a story predicting all this in 1973, a tale called "The Girl Who Was Plugged In."

Someone responded to my remarks about movies becoming like amusement park rides by suggesting it's all just a damn ride, and quoting the late great Bill Hicks: "The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride... And we... kill those people."

And I was talking about the value of small presses...

This from nomediakings.org: The Perpetual Motion Roadshow is a "periodic  indie press touring circuit, a combination of a vaudevillian variety show and a punk rock tour. There's one loop in the Northeast that goes May-Oct, and one run of the west coast between Vancouver and LA during Nov-Apr. Each month, three new lively indie performers pile in a car and do seven cities in eight days, doing shows with the bold guarantee: No Boring Readings or Your Money Back!"

Back to Reasons you Wish you Lived In San Francisco or You're Glad You Do:

Dr Hal, aka Dr Howl, aka Hal Robins aka Dr. Howland Owll, is like a sort of left-wing Samuel Johnson --or he's like a kind of underground contemporary Ben Franklin, and even looks like him. I should tell you about the time he recited The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, the whole thing, from the poopdeck of a replica of an oldtime frigate but one on wheels in the middle of the desert, with, like choirs and cannons going...He did! You still have a chance, if you're in San Francisco wednesday night, to go to The Odeon and see the "Ask Dr. Hal" show, with: "When Vast, Voracious Varanid Lizards Attack!" ....Ladies and Gentlemen! The award-winning "Ask Dr. Hal" show is pleased to announce that this upcoming Wednesday night, July 28th, at the Odeon, San Francisco's Variety Arts Showcase at 3223 Mission St. @ 29th, the Company will present, as an extra, added attraction, a bold featurette, sonically, daemonically decorated by none other than K-Rob...The following is testimony by Hal Robins himself: "...Behold a beast vanished from this planet for sixty-four million years, a huge, vicious lizard, a Varanid, of genus and species Palaeosaniwa gigantea. It absolutely ruins the day, in modern parlance, for a group of roving prehumans, trampling some and devouring others, with a hideous sound of crunching bones. And... this  educational, scientific presentation has been prepared exclusively for our show by none other than K-Rob, who isolated himself in his Church Street Honeycomb hideout to bring this animated entertainment just to you, Ladies and Gents. As always, narration shall be provided by me, Dr. Howland Owll. We hope that ever after you'll always retain fond memories of having viewed the 'unstoppable onslaught of an ectothermic juggernaut' presented with the 'Odeon touch.' Come on down to the club, drink and chat in our relaxed Bohemian atmosphere, joke, jape, flirt with the opposite (or same) sex, network and socialize, laugh yourself sick at our Opening Act and view explicit scenes of a monstrous reptile in action. But, wait-- that's not all!  We're also going to present, for your perplexed perusal, a historic SubGenius Video made by by the Sacred Scribe Rev. Ivan Stang himself, 'What the Hell do You Think You're Doing?!'  ...'Blown-up lizards? Blow 'em all up, I say!' --Forrest J. Ackerman, writing in Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine.  "'A big lizard. So what, B.F.D., large charge,' some of you ultra-sophisticates out there are yawning. Don't try to deny it! I, Dr. Howland Owll, can see you with my Occult Powers! Well, maybe you think that's what we've been showing all this year. If so, you're wrong. True, we've treated you to numerous dinosaur attacks, turtle attacks, pterodactyl and plesiosaur attacks-- but never before at the Odeon a straightforward lizard attack. Remember, Dinosaurs aren't lizards. There are even some scientists, like Pete Goldie for example, who maintain that dinosaurs weren't even reptiles (see the Dr. Hal Report, Vol. II, No. 4). But there have been outbreaks of giant lizards numerous times in our planet's lengthy and mysterious history. Now, in our film clip, some bestial, hunched-over pre-humans are up to no good, relentlessly pursuing a terrified, nearly naked princess (some things never change) when without warning, they're set upon by a titanic super-reptile. It looks to be a Palaeosaniwa, a dinosaur-sized monitor, whose giant bones have been excavated from the Lance Formation of eastern Wyoming, and earlier beds (Oldman Member of the Judith River Formation) of central Alberta. It probably stalked there 64,000,000 years ago as the Scollard Member of the Paskapoo Formation was undergoing deposition. You know, these lizards, the anguimorphs, have shown themselves remarkably adaptative throughout the aeons...."

Dr Hal goes on like that for awhile...It's a delight.

And in The That's So San Francisco Department...

... comes  this heads-up from Sherilynn Connelly: Lynnee Breedpal's One Freak Show: Less Rock, More Hilarity, or The Harsh Reality Show.After 14 years of bandmates interrupting herm's shtick in between songswith protestations of less talk! more rock!,  lynn breedlove gets the lastlaff. and yaps about gender, childhood, sex, poverty, parents, our "president," and  how it all  ties together. it's standup. socialcommentary.  songs. dramatizations.  interviews. audience harassment. Seethe trannyboy impersonate herm's dad impersonating a fag. see the butch impersonate herm's mom impersonating marlene dietrich. see shim not even try to impersonate the automaton known as dubya. all while yelling punk rock songs to homohop beats about testosterone, cuz shim's a sensitive guy. robin akimbo, katastrophe, other surprise tranny, queer and gasp! maybe even straight guests in a less rock more talk show format. every night is different. like jazz, or ADD, ya never know what's gonna happen.multimedia could happen, live music, ya just don't know til ya show. Shim wrote the novel Godspeed by for and about the ADD generation, is now adapting it to screenplay form, and has fronted  dyke/trans punk bandTribe 8 for the last 14 years. Shim's the headmaster of Unka Lynnee's Skool 4 Boyz, and ran an all girl bike messenger company called LicketySplit for a decade.  He's even been in a couple plays at Spanganga. Shim knows something about everything. Get a cheap first edition of godspeed signed by the freak hermself.Feel free to send this to all your lists. Lynnee needs to do less haulingand painting and more writing and performing. The more of you that payshim to do what shim's truly talented at, the less carpel tunnel he willhave to pay the medical industrial complex to "cure, " and the sooner youwill see shim every night opposite david and jay on TV and not even haveto leave your house for laffs. sliding scale $7-10 july 28 at 8pm july 29 at 8pm july 30 at 10pm aug 4 at 8 pm aug 5 at 10pm aug 6 at 10 pm at the dark room on mission between 18th and 19th. the old mission records. check out: darkroomsf.com or tribe8.com/godspeed...

I mean, is that San Francisco or what?

"Homohop"?

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SOMETHING WICKED IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION...

...in which John Shirley asks if anybody cares about ethics in any way whatsoever anywhere anymore?

Does anyone ever question themselves, anymore? Do people ever think about what they're doing in business? Do they ever ask themselves if their marketing especially, is sleazy? I mean, there's a helluva lot that is legal--and is still sleazy as all Hell. Are we really past caring?

SF Chronicle correspondent Hugh Hart reports on NEURO-MARKETING: "Movie studios are utilizing brain-scan technology to evaluate their advertising campaigns by recording film fans' subliminal responses in previews. In a continuing experiment at Caltech, researchers show trailers for a variety of movies to subjects encased in Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging tube scanners, via goggles or mirrors positioned above their eyes....by measuring blood flow to a particular portion of the brain, marketers can figure out whether prospective moviegoers are excited, repelled or bored by their teasers." Apparently the orbito-frontal-lobe "encodes different kind of stimuli in terms of how much expected reward they're going to create in the person's brain." The old marketing surveys and previews aren't enough, to test marketing and movies, because "we form our preferences...on a subconscious level."

Women shown trailers of The Rock, the ex-wrestler, didn't admit that he was intriguing to them during advance surveys but when tested on the machine their brains told a different story. "They gave off very powerful brain responses." That amuses me, but Hart doesn't ask whether fine-tuning marketing at a neurological level is ethical. It never occurs to anyone to ask if something's ethical, or if it crosses the line from PR into brainwashing. Ethics are so 20th century.

Do we really want marketing to enter our brains-- to know, right down to the neuronal twitch, what we like? True, they can't do this MRI analysis to everyone (till they figure out how!) but they'll use the principles they learned in the lab to manipulate you when you don't know you're being manipulated and on a level of exactitude never before experienced. They're learning how to push your buttons with mind-control efficiency.What happens when these methods are applied to campaign advertising, and speeches? They're learning how to hypnotize you better, my friends, and maybe it's time to snap out of your trance and realize that. They're tinkering in your fucking brain.

Oh it sounds like paranoid ranting now, but eventually these pricks are going to figure out how to beam this shit right in front of your mind's eye. You'll have to PAY EXTRA not to get movie trailers and political ads beamed into your skull, someday. "I can't afford a neuro insulator and man, the headaches..."

In that otherwise harmless, amusing ...Tad Hamilton movie they had the most annoying, obvious product placement ever--it was for Pringles and it wasn't enough to put Pringles chips in the picture, you had to hear all about them too. There was a full minute of dialogue in praise of Pringles. And it was obvious that the dialogue about how great Pringles are was paid for, was Product Placement. A strategically planted Coca-cola bottle, somewhere in the  movie frame, is  not all that bad, but when the actors start BABBLING ABOUT HOW GREAT COKE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING MOVIE then we're paying our nine dollars per movie ticket to watch commercials.

It's just the beginning. Check it out, in the new Wired--did you see that "The Lost Boys" article about reaching the supposedly inaccessible 18 to 34 year old market? Horrors--they aren't watching commercials as much as they used to! They actually have lives! This must be stopped! A marketing guy at Toyota complains--he's complaining about this!--that young people "have the total ability to block out anything they don't want to get through...that's what makes this animal so scary." The Wired writers don't seem to see, no one seems to see, which animal is really scary. What's scary, dude, is that you think it's scary that these guys have the free will to block out your advertising. Hey, there's media overload, in our society, there's advertising OD; people learn to block it out or their brains crash like an overtaxed computer.

So marketers want to do an end-run around that screening. Now they're finding ways to put ads in the midst of emails, they're sneaking "advertorial" blogs  online, they're doing some really sleazy shit, boys and girls, like, as Wired tells it, "At showings of The Matrix Revolutions last fall, Nissan stuck actors in movie theaters and,when an Altima spot came on, had them stand up and deliver lines from it..." And Sony hired actors to pose as tourists to ask people to photograph them with their new phonecams. Wired--loving up the corporations as always--never questions whether this is ethical, some guy pretending to be someone he's not to get you salivating about his hardware. They call that "experiential" advertising--I call it sleazy, I call it dishonest, I call it playing dirty, I call it --the future.

You know what'll happen next? They're going to do a kind of sociological analysis--they already do a version of this--to see which individuals are "seed persons", are critical loci for BUZZ. Maybe they'll call them Buzz Babies. A buzz baby'll be the one most likely, in his region, to be the first to widely spread buzz about a particular product, on a word of mouth basis. Who knows what factors they'll use to locate these guys. But they'll find him. They notice, perhaps, that the buzz baby (who doesn't  know he's one) hasn't got a girlfriend,   so they'll send a girl there, a highly paid whore with acting skills, and she'll pretend to be interested in him and bed him and she'll push him, just coincidentally, to try this new product. And damn she's good looking and good in the rack and--hell yeah baby I'll try it! Sure, I'll tell my friends!  After the buzz is done, she vanishes. This kind of thing is right around the corner.

It's not hyperbole. Look, they plant people in the theatre, they plant 'tourists' in an airport--that shows a willingness to deceive people, to manipulate them. Where does it stop? No one gives a damn. Wired sure doesn't.

And the irony! The irony of this kind of manipulation happening to people during one of The Matrix films! Think of The Matrix--those sleeping people, hooked up to machines, like those MRI tubes, almost,  millions of people used and manipulated, their buttons neuronally pushed...That's futuristic psycho-manipulation. But think of our contemporary form of psycho-manipulation happening during a screening of The Matrix Revolutions! (Long as the revolution is only on the screen, the corporations are safe. They'll keep them on the screen.)

I was watching a few minutes of that Fox reality show about the casino today. During a business conference it was revealed that "models"--as they call them--are used in the casino to "make the players stupid." That's what the guy said. It makes them "stupid." Keep these beautiful girls at the table and players who ordinarily would leave, when they were losing, keep coming back. Now, we all know casinos are ruthless, that they design the place to keep you there till you're broke and you lose your house and your kids are homeless. We all know they don't care if you live or die as long as they get your money. But putting it on Fox as if it's just an interesting angle on business legitimizes that kind of thing in the minds of viewers. And it's typical of the atmosphere in American business--the same atmosphere in which energy traders were laughing about ripping off old ladies, and Enron screwed its own employees.

Someone has just emailed me about a book that deals with many of these issues: Everyone in Silico by Jim Munroe, self published and available at nomediakings.org - I haven't read it but it sounds interesting.)

Deception in business--in a way that crosses the line from slick salesmanship into sleaziness--is just part of our culture now. It's in our mail every day. Here is my next question: Why is it okay to rip off stupid people? We're just so used to it. We just accept that it's okay to deceive gullible people...just part of business, right? I'm not talking about illegal con games. I'm talking about the way people promote mortgages and car sales and credit cards. We get these things in the mail all the time-- First, the envelope is designed to look official in half a dozen ways; the back has the kind of scrambling designs used to hide personal information in official doccuments; in the kind of lettering used by govt notices the envelope says IMPORTANT INFORMATION: FINANCIAL INFORMATION FOR... Under that we see “Certificate No. 8700156222” printed in a way reminiscent of a legal or government document. It says IMPORTANT on the front page three times. There is a notice that says “POSTMASTER: If undeliverable as addressed please refer to section 159 of the official DMM.” This of course is also designed to make it look as if it's a government document. The most egregious bit of deceptive packaging is a circular seal with an EAGLE in the middle sitting on a Stars and stripes shield, its wings raised much like many govt seal eagles. Around the seal it says OFFICIAL SEAL OF ENTITLEMENT. Above that it says DO NOT WRITE IN BOX BELOW which is reminiscent of govt forms instructions.

Of course, neither my wife nor I are stupid (nor are we agedly naive), so we know it's junk mail. But I opened it for this blog--it's a “PRE APPROVED NOTICE” for...an auto loan. (Actually, on the back, hidden in a block of tiny print, if you look at it, it reveals you're not pre-appoved at all.) The PRE APPROVED NOTICE has the font style of a warning. document from, say, the fire department. “Information obtained from a consumer reporting agency was used in connection with selecting you” also gives the impression that some government bureau is involved.

What else is new? Magazine Clearing House was taken to court for its deceptiveness, and we're all used to this kind of thing. But the angle now is to camouflage your promo as official documentation. This is to get some people to open the envelope; with others, elderly who're easily confused and overwhelmed or, frankly, just plain people, the idea is to decieve them into thinking they're obligated to follow up on whatever it is. We get regular offers for new mortgages on our house and they're packaged in a way that hints, almost says outright, that you're breaking some law if you don't follow up on this...

This kind of deception is more and more common. I figure if they keep using it then it must be that the deception is working. So it's not a non-issue.

This con-mouflage only takes in confused or stupid or semi-literate people. But how many are there? Sadly, a great many. And isn't it reasonable to assume that if these offers are packaged deceptively, they're probably not in the best interests of the victim customer? And why is it okay to deceive and rip off stupid people?

(I've been on about it for a long time - witness, this article about deception inherent in American business, America generally: www.darkecho.com/JohnShirley/jssocfu2.html)

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SOMETHING WICKED IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION...

in which John Shirley tries parable, written just for boingboing, to explain dependence to those who don't want to know...

Once long ago there was a fellow named Jiles who lived in a village called Impwhistle, on an island off the coast of England. Bored with Impwhistle, and finding a small pearl in an oyster, he financed a trip to London. He was enchanted with the great city's many delights: the girls who pretended to work in wigmaker's shops; the curious stalls and dancers on the greens at the edge of town; the public drawings and quarterings of malefactors; and most of all the resplendent robes and wigs, gowns and sashes, jewelry and bonnets of the upper classes. How regal they looked, stepping out of their coaches, onto the backs of the street boys who, for tuppence, insulated their shining boot buckles from mud puddles. Jiles yearned to wear a fine cloak, a plumed hat. But deep in his cups, head spinning from sack, he was robbed by a wench of the last of his money, and, his head aching, was forced to work his way by fishing boat, back to Impwhistle.

Once more on the island, disconsolate, his heart aching with resentment and disappointment, he walked one evening to his cottage, thinking of the splendid clothing he'd seen in London. "Had I but something of the sort, what a glow I would feel, and not this dimness inside..." He walked by the Dark Grove where ladies with green moss between their legs and vines for hair are said to seduce the unwary; looking hopefully into the shadows, he saw nothing of the sort--but instead a little, wizened man with gnarly gray skin and a three-piece suit of birch-bark. "You are seeking sartorial fulfillment, and more," said the Gray Man--for so he was called by local sages. "Look you here!" He gestured and there beside him appeared three cloaks, all of them faintly glowing, and intricately embellished with needlepoint: one sewn with threads of gold, one of silver, one of a greenish, copperlike material, redolent of herbs.

"Choose one and wear it and feel a quickening of your humors!"

Jiles knew better than to pick the gold or silver; he had heard tales of magic caparisons in those metals: the gold made a man dream his life away, the silver made him manic so that he fell under wagon wheels. "I'll take the green cloak, it is splendid enough for me! But what is the cost?"

"As to that", the Gray Man said, shrugging, "pay me one half your wages, when you make them. And here is the cloak!"

Jiles put the cloak on and felt different immediately; his interior dimness, his confusion and misery, were banished; he seemed to glow with nobility, and all seemed easy. Nothing seemed important but strolling through the village, bowing and arching his eyebrows at the astonished horsegroom, the netmaker, the stumpy, thick-ankled women who stared at him, scratching their lice and tittering. The priest--who was his uncle Moreland--asked him sternly where he got the cloak.

"I got it from a...a sort of tailor. Met him in the Dark Grove."

"The Dark Grove? Did you see his feet?"

"I did not, they were deep in the grass."

"He prefers to stand thus, to keep you unwary, for that was the Gray Man, and his feet are hooves, split like a goat's. Give up this cloak!"

"That I will not! It feels damned good!" And on he strutted.

After a time, the cloak seemed to grow heavy on him; a great weariness made its weight seem to cling and cloy. At last, staggering, he took the cloak off and put it aside in his cottage. But the next morning he felt rested, and yet restless, and again the cloak looked glorious to him. He put it on and felt the glow of satisfaction once more.

This went on for two days, Jiles wearing the cloak till the heaviness made him drag it from his shoulders--but soon after, always a little sooner, he would put it back on.

After two days he was out of food and candles...

It was difficult to put the cloak aside for fishing, but necessary, and when he'd earned a little money he went to put it back on, but found the Gray Man standing in the shadows near his cottage, with the green cloak in his hand. "Where is my payment?"

Jiles paid over half of what he had. But he'd spent some for food and candles on the way.

"That is not half of what you earned!" the Gray Man said, scowling.

"But I cannot live on so little!"

"What of it? I depart now with your glorious green cloak!" The Gray Man drifted into the woods, trailing the cloak.

Jiles went after him, heartbroken to lose the one thing that had made life bearable. He implored the Gray Man, who was always out of reach; he shouted imprecations, but to no effect.

Then he saw the Gray Man clattering on his split hooves over rocky ground and into the mouth of a cavern. Jiles licked his lips but followed the Gray Man into the cavern, a place lit with phosphorescence, and littered with bones.

Jiles called out, "Gray Man! At least let me wear it a moment! Oh for pity's sake--only a moment!"

The Gray Man stepped from behind a boulder, and held out the cloak. Giving a ripe chuckle, he said, "A moment, then!"

Jiles put the green cloak on--and immediately felt better. He strutted, and petted the cloth, glowing inside...

And then the Gray Man whistled and the cloak flew from Jiles to the Gray Man's uplifted hand. Instantly the good feeling in Jiles was gone.

The Gray Man held the cloak up once more, and Jiles ran to it--and the Gray Man disappeared. Then he reappeared elsewhere in the cavern, waving the cloak. Jiles ran to that place--and the Gray Man, cloak and all, vanished, to reappear elsewhere.

Jiles ran there, too...and this time the Gray Man let him wear the cloak for all of two seconds. And then snatched it away--and vanished, reappearing with it quite out of reach atop a boulder. Jiles circled the boulder, begging...The Gray Man laughed, a sound like the creaking of the wheel that had drawn malefactors.

On and on they went this way, the Gray Man occasionally letting Jiles wear the cloak for a moment or two, no more. Then he would snatch it away and reappear out of reach.

The cavern was hot, and nauseating with methane, and Jiles badly wanted to leave--he could see the way out, see it clearly. Sunlight shone from the way to the outer world, and he could make out a bit of blue sky.

But every time he headed for that egress, before he could reach it the Gray Man appeared nearby, waving the cloak. And Jiles, groaning, would stagger after it, deeper into the cavern...

At last, starved and exhausted, and not a little amazed, Jiles fell dead.

The Gray Man said, "That's one more." Then he vanished, and reappeared in the Dark Grove, to wait for another traveler.

Wild animals snuffled into the cave, and tore Jiles' body apart and worried his bones. In time his bones  were dry as twigs and scattered about the cavern. Not one of his scattering of bones was connected to another................And there's an end to it.


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SOMETHING WICKED IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION...

...in which John Shirley tries to grope his way out of the spinning tunnel of cinema

You know that scene in WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY where they're riding in a boat on a canal through the factory and they go through a tunnel of nasty disorientation, with unsettling images spinning on all sides, skewed and overlapping? That's what it's like, when you start thinking about movie-making too much. You just want out of that sickening tunnel. I'm no expert on movie-making, though I've been involved in a couple that got produced (and some that, despite my being paid, weren't), but I got an impression, alright. I worked on a TV show, VR5 (what a flaky experience that was--first they flaked out on me, then I flaked out on my own) and it's not so dissimilar. And I've been a fan, a consumer, a victim of movies for years, and my impression is that movie-making is herding cats. It's controlled chaos, and the chaos can easily outbalance the control. People can even get killed.

I wasn't on the set when the talented young actor Brandon Lee was killed, on The Crow... Dave Schow--who was by then Brandon's friend, too, so it must've been hard on Dave--was there, working closely with Alex Proyas. (Who later made Dark City and now, more successfully, I, Robot.) As I heard it, the production had gotten rid of a firearms safety guy to save money. Shortly thereafter a bit of a prop bullet, left over from a  brief gun-loading scene, was stuck in a gun barrel. A blank--charged rather more than it should have been, perhaps--fired this piece of prop bullet into Brandon's chest. Into his heart.  I recount all this because every so often some numbskull repeats Brandon Lee/Bruce Lee conspiracy theories in which Brandon was murdered or died as the result of a weird curse or something. But in fact it was just carelessness, maybe some haste, and bad luck. It can happen in movies. You remember that two people died making The Twilight Zone movie -- rather horribly, cut to pieces by a misguided helicopter's blades, if I remember rightly...In a forthcoming story in a horror anthology about movie-making, there's a story by me called SEVEN KNIVES, with this exchange in it:

        Beaumont looked Kaldren in the eyes. “ Kenny? You’re using me like the others…pushing me--”          Kaldren’s febrile, hooded eyes gazed back defiantly at Beaumont. “Pushing you Beaumont…to just where you already are. A business that’ll do anything to anyone…to win. A business that makes money from nightmare. You already are one of them…what about Chase Morgan?”          What about Morgan? Beaumont tried to think of a reply to that one—and nothing came, for once.         Morgan. The young actor who died when the production Beaumont had worked on, Blue Blazes, had started cost-cutting. Including cutting the stunt safety specialist. Morgan did his own car chase-- and the car hadn’t been inspected closely. Later they found oil dripped onto the tires. He spun out and burned to death—a week after the safety specialist was canned.        And Beaumont thought about the people who died on The Twilight Zone movie. On other productions. How hard had anyone really tried to make  sure everyone was safe? Only as hard as it was inexpensive. 

... Well. It's hard not to be haunted by what happened to Brandon Lee.  It was upsetting for me, just one of the writers. Worse for other people on the production, I'm sure. Maybe there was a kind of  curse--someone else working on that set was electrocuted, had to be hospitalized.  But it was the curse of pressure and cost cutting and chaos--and there had to be a big element of bad luck. A lot of things had to line up just right for that kid to die that day.

What got me thinking about this, oddly enough, was watching  the dvd of a very different kind of movie, one without any tragic deaths, that I know of, The Core, a movie about a journey (a pretty improbable one) to the center of the Earth to save it from losing its electromagnetic field, averting apocalypse.   Formulaic it is--the movie Armageddon but pointed downward--and burdened with several cliche characters, like the SuperComputerGeek and the two-dimensional hardcase General, but it develops its drama really well, has snappy dialogue and funny moments, some very good acting in it, and fun science-fictional ideas are worked out palatably, in a Hollywood kind of way. As a story it works better than The Day After Tomorrow. The special effects on that global warming disaster flick,however, were state of the art; those in The Core rather uneven. Some of them are pretty good, some are impressive, some are definitely on the ragged edge of cutting corners and oh-shit-the-SFX-budget's-gone. Still, for me, a guy raised on George Pal movies and Disney's Jules Verne flicks, The Core had that Vernean frisson. Kind of Analog Magazine, too. Reminded me, weirdly enough, of Fantastic Voyage. Only, The Team is going into the Earth and not into the human body. The Racquel Welch in this one is an intellectual astronaut played snappily by Hilary Swank. In some parallel universe where movies and tv stories are real, female astronauts are beautiful as models, and so are CSI detectives...

But what struck me about this movie is how the production felt like they must've gone through a suspenseful gauntlet of danger just as the heroes of the script do. They seem to've just managed to get this thing made--steering the unweildy, thrown-together under-budgeted film-making machinery together, keeping it on track as it bored through hotter and hotter realms of Paramount fiscal oversight to get to its core target: film distribution. You can tell from the Additional Scenes on the dvd (I watched them because, yes, I enjoyed this under-rated movie) that they changed some of the story midshoot. That happens all the time, of course, in film making, but it's not evocative of things running smoothly. The special effects vary so much--an unusual amount of miniatures in use, whales that looked like from Fantasia 2000 --you just got the impression that they'd barely slid the movie under the wire, at the end. Hundreds and hundreds of people are involved in making most any theatrical feature. Imagine being a director in charge of all that --truly like a general. If he's weak willed, easily confused, the movie will be weak and confused or won't happen at all. Directors get fired. They have to be able to take pressure. Directors are well known to be assholes, or capable of being assholes. Some manage to get the job done without tantrums and rages and firings. But directorial dust-ups are not uncommon and that's mostly due to the inherent difficulties of the medium. Really, the best movies had a ruthlessly autocratic director who was truly in control--who had the power to tell the squirming sub-execs (in so many words) to kiss his ass if they didn't like it. Or he (if it's a he) had their confidence to such a degree that he  can do as he likes, unquestioned. Like Peter Jackson after the first installment of The Lord of the Rings (a film--it's really one film-- that I like very much, that comes so close, so goddamn close to mastering the story...almost does it...oh if only he'd had another year and another hundred mil!) Or like Woody Allen after Annie Hall. For awhile, Woody was great. Lately...But at least Allen's pictures don't lose a great deal of money, relatively. You remember Heaven's Gate, however...so do the studios. And they remember the financial wreckage of Legend. Willful auteurs can be a great risk, too.

Male directors get laid a lot and it's not just because they're a powerful alpha-male on the set; it's because they exert willpower all day,and willpower, more than power per se, is the aphrodisiac. Charisma is hot. Real directors are skillful people who deal with details endlessly, yes, but overall they somehow will the movie into being. People feel that. Yes, even PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE was willed into being. For such utter gibberish to come into linear, celluloid being, on no budget at all, Ed Wood had to make it happen with the power of his personality. That's all there was to the movie, his personality, frothing onto the screen. But it was some sort of accomplishment.

I actually think that Plan 9 From Outer Space is a greater accomplishment than another   space movie. one  with big budget and A-list writers and big actors from a little while back: Lost In Space. It missed even the goofy charm of the tv series--it was like so many high budget action films now, like King Arthur and Van Helsing and Bad Boys 2 and the recent Mummy films: not a movie at all, but an amusement park ride. If you go on the Universal Studios theme park Back to the Future ride, you're merely sitting in a chair that moves around a bit in front of a screen. Wind blows on you, and so forth. So what. Movies in the theater are becoming rides like that one. So far, your chair doesn't move. But it will. Movies that are just rides function on a different aesthetic principle, if they can be said to have one, than earlier action films, noir films, even movies like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. The Indiana Jones films sometimes have that amusement park feel--but they also have nuance and characterization and wit and even meaning. And most important they feel like they're made by a film maker; they feel like they're all of a piece: one continuum of well-crafted movie. But rides movies like Van Helsing are constructed at conference tables; things are sandwiched in, wedged in, JAMMED into the continuity. One of the earlier, most egregious examples was The Rock (the movie not the ex-wrestler/actor). Catch that one on cable sometime and notice when they force--with no lubrication--a car chase scene into the movie that has no reason to be there in any sane world. Just as those WOLVES were absurdly forced into The Day After Tomorrow.

Movies have been going in that direction for a long time. There are even a lot of movies where they complain of it, like The Player. (Hollywood people are SO narcissistic, they LOVE to talk and talk and shoot and talk about themselves.) But now movies are redefining themselves. Movies with nuance and real continuity are going to be even more marginalized--not non existent, there'll still be a market. But rides movies and formulaic fart-joke comedies  are going to edge everything else out of the big theaters.

I mentioned the great George Pal. He was a real science fiction visionary, that guy. His version of The Time Machine, even with its 1960s special effects, was still better than the recent remake. That remake had some good moments, but ultimately it tried to be...a ride. Just too way too much of a ride. The cinematic ride should be something you take yourself on, like they give you wings and you use them yourself; it should be about your voluntary, enthusiastic engagement with the characters and their dilemma and their jeopardy--not something you're dragged into, by the nose. Or by the hand trying to hold onto your wallet. (I don't care what anyone's excuse is, movies are too expensive, even for the year 2004, and they gouge us coldly on the popcorn and candy.)

I just want to say, before I slide into complete incoherence because it's 1:20 in the morning, that Dreamworks is really trying. It's uncool to say anything nice about Spielberg, in many quarters, I know, but tough: they make big movies that have some cohesion and integrity. Think of Deep Impact, their answer to Armageddon. Deep Impact was simply a better movie. The Dreamworks romantic comedy WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON, although quite predictable, was nicely written and well crafted and even touching now and then. There are people who know better...The question is, will audiences support them? Dreamworks has had uneven success so far. Maybe their films just aren't superficial enough. They tried, by making Minority Report vary from interesting and intelligent to being a lame amusement-park ride movie in parts--they may choose to dumb themselves down yet further... It's actually up to us...I'll probably write more about this later, see you then.

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