Science fiction great Lucius Shepard is the film-reviewer in residence for ElectricStory!
These are the end times. The days when humanity will be visited by the stupefactions of the Beast, when the dregs of wisdom will be drained, when fools will deliver sermons to the masses, and yea verily, man and animal will feed from the same trough.
Proof of this is playing at your local multiplex.
This proof is best exemplified by the fact that two of the most inane, ineptly crafted, and relentlessly imbecilic movies of all time are currently playing to packed houses. I'm speaking of Jurassic Park III and Planet of the Apes.