The Eloquent Blotter contains witty Cory Doctorow 9:35 am Wed, Nov 21, 2001 The Eloquent Blotter contains witty and odd reports from police blotters. 1:41 p.m. Did that woman who tried to return the sack of coffee to the Sunny Brae supermarket steal it or not? Either way, no refund was given. LinkDiscuss (Thanks, Jason!)