The Toronto Star asks us to pity Mayor Mel "The Chimp" Lastman's poor handlers, who are charged with the Herculean task of babysitting the city's infantile, grandstanding, wick-dipping, lying, evil troll of a mayor, 24/7, lest he go off and befriend more mass-murdering heroin runners in full glare of the cameras' lights. LinkDiscuss (Thanks, Amanda!)