Nasty heart candy. Despair Inc is shipping "Bittersweet" heart-candies bearing cynical messages. They don't give any props to acme.com's heart-generator, neither.
"I NEED SPACE, MONEY" * "TIME 2 TRADE UP" * "SEE OTHER PEOPLE" * "JUST MET THE 1" * "JUST A FRIEND" * "LUV 2 STALK U" * "WE NEED 2 TALK" and "NO SCRUBS"