A passenger on a Delta flight needed to take a leak fewer than 30 minutes before landing, so he went to the head. When he got out, the flight attendant gave him a tongue-lashing, so he gave her the hairy eyeball and went back to his seat. Sky Marshalls declared an emergency, arrested the passenger (he faces 20 years in prison for criminal pissing) and ordered all the other passengers to put their hands on their heads for the remainder of the flight. Jesus.
(Thanks, static!)