Terminally ill carry telegrams to the dead Cory Doctorow 11:33 pm Wed, Feb 5, 2003 For $5 a word, "Afterlife Telegrams" will deliver messages to dead people by having terminally ill volunteers memorize the verbiage to regurge in the afterlife. Even if it's a hoax — it's gotta be a hoax — it's a funny one. LinkDiscuss (Thanks, Jeff!)