British clubs expecting Spanish Fly drinks this summer

Snake-oil rave-beverage vendors in the UK are bringing a line of "Viagra pops" spiked with "Chinese aphrodesiacs" to British clubs this summer. Just when the market for rhino horn and tiger penis had finally been tamed…

Libido-boosting drinks will flood into bars this summer as young clubbers are targeted with a potent new range of products that have been dubbed 'Viagra pops'.

Powerful blends of Chinese aphrodisiacs, vodka and passion fruit will create a 'generation of randy super beings', according to drinks manufacturers who expect the new tipples to rock the market the way alcopops did in the 1990s.

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(Thanks, James!)