Turgid sex-writing contest in honor of Bill O'Reilly

Salon is running a contest for the best-worst turgid sex-writing, named in honor of drooling right-wink shitheel Bill O'Reilly, whose own career as a porn novelist was outed in Al Franken's brilliant Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them. Salon posted third place yesterday, second place today, and the grand prize winner comes out tomorrow.