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Spotify to lay off 1500 workers
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Windows is automatically installing HP printer bloatware, even if you don't have one
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Seed investment: Andreessen Horowitz backing AI startup linked to nonconsensual porn of real people
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Treat the culinary master in your life with this exclusively-priced set of knives for $89.97 this holiday
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