Clerks / Boing Boing screenplay parody

BoingBoing readers Pam and Anthony asked themselves, "What if the screenplay of Clerks had been written by the editors of the e-zine BoingBoing?" Then they wrote this: ClerkClerk. All I have to say is — someone better cough up the url for those genuine Tibetan goatskin-covered bongs before I have to bust out the ninja moves. (Thanks, Lee)