Today's installment of the webcomic Penny Arcade spoofs the Skymall catalogs you get in the seat-back pockets on airplanes, filled with useless, over-described tchotchkes.
Hideous Portal to Gael'Thoth
Toil slowly over this cauldron of madness until the words give way to a blood-slick rip in natural law. Willl you rule in this new hell? Or will the symphony of wailing babes and sizzling human fat leave you a shuddering husk, and succor a distant memory? Comes with storage box (2 lbs). $29.95
(via Waxy)